Posted on 08/10/2021 10:49:09 AM PDT by DFG
ALBANY, NY—In a stunning press conference, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced he will be resigning from his term as Governor to spend more time sexually harassing family and loved ones.
"It has been an honor to serve as Governor," said Cuomo, "But all the groping of beautiful young women and killing of senior citizens has taken my focus away from where it needs to be: on my family. Starting next month, I will retire to focus on only harassing my dear family, and killing the elderly in my own community-- something I have neglected for far too long."
The speech was universally praised as "powerful" and "maybe even presidential" by the media, with some suggesting the disgraced governor deserves an Emmy for his powerful performance.
To help make ends meet, Cuomo will secure a side gig running for president, now that he has harassed enough women to qualify for the position.
Anyone think maybe the AG received her initial information on this investigation from Trump?
He had to have killed off some elderly parents of some powerful NYers. But not wanting to air that contretemps in public, his groping was used to bring him down. Maybe this was all arranged so his killing of thousands of nursing home patients would stay under the radar.
Much like the Ill. State...
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