It is still possible to write a short unique sentence in simple English that has never been composed before.

[SamAdams76]

26 letters in the English alphabet and so you would think that it is nigh impossible to compose a simple sentence in English that has never been composed before.

Well I am about to prove you wrong.

"In wartime, dark chocolate bars may be rationed, so it would be wise to purchase dark chocolate in bulk now."

Guaranteed that the sentence above, consisting of simple English words, has never been uttered or written before.

[Uncle Miltie]

“Orange Man Bad.”

Do I win a prize?

[Deo volente]

Al Gore has the keenest sense of the challenges facing the earth’s climate of any human being alive today.

Simple enough?

Guaranteed never to have been uttered until now.

[SamAdams76]

I think you are correct. That phrase has never been uttered before.

Before the night is through, this thread will have the most unique English sentences since Hunter S. Thompson last put pen to paper.

[Deo volente]

I have another one:

Jeffrey Epstein really did kill himself.

[Fester Chugabrew]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy Biden.

[Dr. Sivana]

The Detroit Lions have won the Super Bowl!

I think that happened on earth-19 in the DC comic series "Crisis on Infinite Earths"

[Yossarian]

HA!

[Salamander]

lol

[Scott from the Left Coast]

The Democrats praisedthe Lord and confessed their sins.

[apillar]

"I glared angrily at the number six because it insists it's a pine tree."

Course I have no idea if it has ever been used before but nothing came up on a google/nexis search.

[SamAdams76]

Jeffrey Epstein was eating dark chocolate the morning he killed himself.

[Scrambler Bob]

while you were hopping.

That makes it unique, all right.

[be-baw]

Probably because it has one too many commas in it. Can you guess which one?

[TianaHighrider]

+1.
Your Post #49, I believe wins.

[SamAdams76]

It’s the one that has the comma in the place where you would least expect it, which makes it a special and unique comma indeed.

[Deo volente]

The Democrats plan to put God at the top of their platform at the convention and pray that His will be done.

[PLMerite]

“Hillary Clinton has the delicate ankles of a ballerina”

[Secret Agent Man]

“Al Gore was America’s best president ever.”

[piasa]

I traded a baker’s dozen of persimmon donuts for a Sherpa’s parrot nipples.

[reg45]

Sorry, only “Orange Man Good.” will qualify as something that has never been written before.