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oh please just drink it folks have no idea how many bugs have already landed on it someplace already
The fly won’t drink much wine at all. I wouldn’t be concerned.
Hah, you hold em by the wings and yell “spit it out
ya bastage!”.
Actually there is no difference to me between Zin and two
buck chuck.
I would use a paper napkin to deftly remove Mr. Fruitfly, and continue savoring that fine glass of wine.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Just scoop it out with a small spoon.
Bill Parcells: You are what the numbers say you are. Doesn’t mean you always will be, but right now...you are what the numbers say you are.
I’d grab the fruit-fly by the wings and scream at it. “Spit it out, spit it out”.
Makes the wine chewy - bit of a crunch.
put it/them on a napkin and feed it to the squirrel in your Murano...if you feed him enough, he won’t eat your soy wires.
Are you having crumpets with it and a book club discussion with feminists too?
This is why you should be armed at all times.
I always try to take some solid food when I drink, so the little guy is helping me out.
Keep drinking because at that point it’s a race.
I don’t steenking ponder, I get it out with my finger and drink the wine if it hasn’t been in there long enough to get drunk and puke.
Fish it out with your finger if you can (alcohol kills germs, lol), otherwise let it sink to the bottom when it’s sodden...but keep on drinking that wine.
I call them wine flies and I think they are implanted under every cork. They practically get the first sip.
There’s an old saying:
“You eat a peck of dirt before you die.”
I would venture to say that any leavings from the fruit fly would be classified as dirt.
drink it - adds protein
Very good writing. Thanks for sharing.
“from some obscure California valley...” Um, no valleys in Calif. are obscure. But I accept your point. Wiki pedia is a good place for trivia, since Jimmy Wales is a salesman and not a scholar.
Just take the fly out with a spoon and keep drinking.