Posted on 02/03/2019 5:09:37 AM PST by EyesOfTX
Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
What would you do if you’re at a press conference, fighting for your political life after a week during which you endorsed outright infanticide and got caught wearing black face, and a reporter asks if you can still do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk? – Well, if you’re Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, you look around to see if there’s room to do the Moonwalk and are just about to say “Hold my beer!” until your wife – who thankfully was there to stand by her racist, baby-killing man – tells you that these are “inappropriate circumstances” in which to show off your dancing skills.
That is how clueless an individual the Governor of Virginia truly is. Which yet again raises the question, how did Ed Gillespie and the Virginia GOP lose to this walking, talking circus clown? What are they putting in the water in Virginia that leads voters to go to the polls and actively support such a horrible wretch of a human being?
Yes, yes, I know: Texans re-elect Sheila Jackson Lee to the congress every two years like clockwork, but that’s from a tiny district carved out of specific parts of Houston that is filled with people who would vote for Spongebob Squarepants or Grumpy Cat if they happened to be the Democrat nominee. Virginia is a whole state – like in Arizona, whose elected senators become increasingly repugnant in each iteration (think McCain to Flake to Sinema), the voters there do not have the gerrymandering excuse.
Here’s how stupid Virginia’s Governor believes Virginia’s voters are as a class: After admitting several times on Friday evening that he is indeed the guy in black face in the infamous photo that everyone on earth has seen a dozen times now, he spent all day Saturday crawfishing that back. His new story is that, yes, he did dress up in black face in an effort to imitate Michael Jackson the same year that photo was taken, but the guy in black face in that specific photo is not him. (For all you Millennials out there who are confused because you only remember Michael Jackson as one of the whitest men you’ve ever seen in your life, in 1984 he did indeed have dark skin.)
Even better, Northam now claims that Friday was the first time he had ever seen that photo in his entire life, because he did not purchase his college annual. So he was confused on Friday, but after getting a good night’s sleep beside his stand-by-your-racist-baby-killing-man wife, he wants you to believe that he awoke on Saturday to the realization that, “Hey, I did do all that horribly racist stuff in college, but nobody took a picture of me doing it!” and he is claiming he wants to get an “expert” to use “facial recognition software” on that grainy black-and-white photo from 35 years ago to prove it!
Presumably, Gov. Racist Baby Killer also thinks CSI was a documentary.
One thing we know for certain sure is that he thinks voters in Virginia – and Democrats everywhere – are hopelessly stupid individuals and easily misled, just like Hillary Clinton famously said.
And hey, the fact that he got elected to serve as Governor of Virginia pretty much proves he’s 100% correct.
That is all.
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The DNC is under the white sheet again because of the abortion issue and their progressive policies.RIP
Perfect choice.
“Northam won’t survive as governor for another week—the only interesting question is whether Ruth Bader Ginsburg will last longer on the planet”
Great Super Bowl prop bet, I’d give Ginsberg 60-40.
Guilty your honor. LOL!
Virginia election outcomes are proof that the gop-e dopes are quisling morons who like being defeated. Losers.
Based on all the forgiving going on here, I would assume that Trump is no longer a target of those who call anyone in a MAGA hat racist.
He only tried to walk it back because his wife woke up the next day in the Governor’s mansion and realized she might have to pack up and move in the next couple of days. I bet she was really pissed as she grabbed the Yellow Pages looking for divorce lawyers.
Good heavens...imagine if the subject here were Brett Kavanaugh. Plaid pants would be as decisive as the Blue Dress. Enough to hang a man.
I still find it hard to believe, all this fuss over yearbooks, but by all that’s unholy (Dem rules, Dem code, Dem standards and practices) he must be stripped, shorn, and secluded for the rest of his days.
One of his many anti-gun proposals:
“Governor Northam’s bill to ban the possession, sale, and transfer of “any firearm that is equipped with a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds of ammunition.”
He also made sure we knew that he’s a member in good standing of the Baptist church and his ‘pastor’ was there to support him.
Care less about garbage years ago. I do care about what this subhuman ghoul with his co-conspirator Tran almost signed into law: INFANTICIDE under ANY circumstances.
After all, they already referred to Northam as a Republican.
They just make this sh*t up as they go along. Nothing is real anymore.
Indeed [Ted Danson].
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