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Ralph Northam Says “Hold My Beer!” One More Time
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 02/03/2019 5:09:37 AM PST by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

What would you do if you’re at a press conference, fighting for your political life after a week during which you endorsed outright infanticide and got caught wearing black face, and a reporter asks if you can still do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk? – Well, if you’re Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, you look around to see if there’s room to do the Moonwalk and are just about to say “Hold my beer!” until your wife – who thankfully was there to stand by her racist, baby-killing man – tells you that these are “inappropriate circumstances” in which to show off your dancing skills.

That is how clueless an individual the Governor of Virginia truly is. Which yet again raises the question, how did Ed Gillespie and the Virginia GOP lose to this walking, talking circus clown? What are they putting in the water in Virginia that leads voters to go to the polls and actively support such a horrible wretch of a human being?

Yes, yes, I know: Texans re-elect Sheila Jackson Lee to the congress every two years like clockwork, but that’s from a tiny district carved out of specific parts of Houston that is filled with people who would vote for Spongebob Squarepants or Grumpy Cat if they happened to be the Democrat nominee. Virginia is a whole state – like in Arizona, whose elected senators become increasingly repugnant in each iteration (think McCain to Flake to Sinema), the voters there do not have the gerrymandering excuse.

Here’s how stupid Virginia’s Governor believes Virginia’s voters are as a class: After admitting several times on Friday evening that he is indeed the guy in black face in the infamous photo that everyone on earth has seen a dozen times now, he spent all day Saturday crawfishing that back. His new story is that, yes, he did dress up in black face in an effort to imitate Michael Jackson the same year that photo was taken, but the guy in black face in that specific photo is not him. (For all you Millennials out there who are confused because you only remember Michael Jackson as one of the whitest men you’ve ever seen in your life, in 1984 he did indeed have dark skin.)

Even better, Northam now claims that Friday was the first time he had ever seen that photo in his entire life, because he did not purchase his college annual. So he was confused on Friday, but after getting a good night’s sleep beside his stand-by-your-racist-baby-killing-man wife, he wants you to believe that he awoke on Saturday to the realization that, “Hey, I did do all that horribly racist stuff in college, but nobody took a picture of me doing it!” and he is claiming he wants to get an “expert” to use “facial recognition software” on that grainy black-and-white photo from 35 years ago to prove it!

Presumably, Gov. Racist Baby Killer also thinks CSI was a documentary.

One thing we know for certain sure is that he thinks voters in Virginia – and Democrats everywhere – are hopelessly stupid individuals and easily misled, just like Hillary Clinton famously said.

And hey, the fact that he got elected to serve as Governor of Virginia pretty much proves he’s 100% correct.

That is all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; mediabias; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 02/03/2019 5:09:37 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

Ed Gillespie= Jeb Bush wing of the nutless antiTrump GOP


2 posted on 02/03/2019 5:13:17 AM PST by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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To: silverleaf

Exactly. The Bush-League Republicans and Never-Trumpers in VA wanted Northam.


3 posted on 02/03/2019 5:19:29 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Marxism: Trendy theory, wrong species)
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To: EyesOfTX

How did the school let these pictures in a year book?

He should have just said I did something stupid..And not said anything else..

Why are the democrats all exercised...all white men are naturally racist according to them.


4 posted on 02/03/2019 5:20:03 AM PST by Hojczyk
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Northam would now have us believe that Friday was the first time he had ever seen the blackface photo in his entire
life, because he did not purchase his college annual. NOW GET THIS:after getting a good night’s sleep he awoke
on Saturday realizing, “Hey, I did all that horrible racist stuff in college, but nobody took a picture of me doing it!”

REALITY CHECK: Ace reporters at the Virginian-Pilot of Norfolk unearthed the bad news for Northam:
EVMS alumni indicated that when Northam attended, students personally selected, and submitted, their own yearbook photos.

Which makes perfect sense-----how would the school have gotten the other Northam pictures unless he personally had a hand in it?

And why would the school put the blackface picture on Northam's yearbook page if ....as he says....it wasnt him?

5 posted on 02/03/2019 5:24:17 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: silverleaf

They nominated Gillespie but turned to Northam when they believed voting R might make Trump look good.


6 posted on 02/03/2019 5:24:59 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Marxism: Trendy theory, wrong species)
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To: EyesOfTX

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/watch-ralph-northam-refuses-to-shake-his-black-opponents-hand/


7 posted on 02/03/2019 5:25:06 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: Liz

Busted
Same pants different photo
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/amls7e/nice_pants_ya_got_there_governor/


8 posted on 02/03/2019 5:25:29 AM PST by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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9 posted on 02/03/2019 5:26:36 AM PST by TigerClaws
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To: EyesOfTX

“For all you Millennials out there who are confused because you only remember Michael Jackson as one of the whitest men you’ve ever seen in your life...”

HAHA! This reminds me of my daughter seeing an old video of Michael Jackson and exclaiming: Michael Jackson was black?!?!?!

I loved the “was”, but I explained to her that he was still black. She was very confused!


10 posted on 02/03/2019 5:28:00 AM PST by jocon307
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To: silverleaf

Good catch. Northam keeps sinking into ignominy by the nanosecond.


11 posted on 02/03/2019 5:30:46 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: silverleaf
This group of Rhino campaign loser that missed the yearbook are still losing elections .

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/02/meet-the-gop-campaign-manager-for-northams-opponent-who-failed-to-find-kkk-blackface-yearbook-photo/

12 posted on 02/03/2019 5:34:15 AM PST by ncalburt (Gop DC Globalists out themselveking/its population here and Canada)
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To: COBOL2Java
They nominated Gillespie but turned to Northam when they believed voting R might make Trump look good.

This. Establishment Republicans were told that they needed to send a message. Northam was painted as a "sensible moderate" even as his team ran one of the vilest, most over-the-top campaign ads in modern history.

Remember this gem? Click pic to open YouTube video.


13 posted on 02/03/2019 5:39:43 AM PST by Drew68
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To: Liz

Let’s face it, for this grifter and his moll wife, this governorship was a really good gig and they are going to cling to the job until they are dragged away.
Unlike Hillary and Obama, there was no mop-up crew to go back through the records and drop everything deemed compromising down a memory hole.
She steered him through the storms as best she could but this one caught them from behind.
My bet: Within 2 years she will divorce his sinking ship, taking what she can and latching on to another schooner going in the correct direction.


14 posted on 02/03/2019 5:41:40 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: Liz

Northam won’t survive as governor for another week—the only interesting question is whether Ruth Bader Ginsburg will last longer on the planet...(if she is not already dead...).


15 posted on 02/03/2019 5:41:54 AM PST by cgbg (Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Heh, well, he really didn’t have enough time to prepare your standard Clinton/Dorkbama level uber lie.

This was jus a normal substandard low-IQ CNN level lie.

And so it goes.


16 posted on 02/03/2019 5:42:04 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: TigerClaws

Great find. Was that in the yearbook?


17 posted on 02/03/2019 5:43:02 AM PST by gcparent (Justice Brett Kavanaugh)
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He keeps sinking in the muck.......now he is an out and out liar ....again...maybe he can throw in for 2020.....


18 posted on 02/03/2019 5:45:07 AM PST by TnTnTn
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To: Drew68

All this time, the mean pickup truck with the confederate flag, stalking the children of color, was being driven by Northam! Who Knew?


19 posted on 02/03/2019 5:45:22 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: silverleaf
Ed Gillespie= Jeb Bush wing of the nutless antiTrump GOP plus the Mittster (representing Utah, San Diego, and Massachusetts, Michigan, and multiple other cities).
20 posted on 02/03/2019 5:46:55 AM PST by ptsal
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