Kamala Harass: the Power of a Prickly-Pointed Pen is Mightier than a Paper Tigress

Free Republic ^ | 12/5/2018 | Pocono Pundit

[poconopundit]

Kamala Harris (aka Kamel Hump & Harass) is famous for her pompous way of asking questions in Senate hearings.

So I scanned Google Images to find a picture of Harris to turn into a meme.  I soon discovered a couple of interesting facts:

• It's hard to find a picture of Harris standing in a group.  You can find endless pictures of her sitting behind a desk or standing behind a lectern.  Then I looked it up and discovered that she and Chuck Todd could be twins because they are both 5 foot 2 inches tall.  So this is why she feels comfortable sitting in the high Senate hearing seat peering down and firing her questions.

• The other more curious finding is that in half the Senate committee session pictures, Harris has a blue pen in her hand!  The collage image below proves my point.

So what's the fascination with this blue pen for Harris?

Well, after putting my Scott Adams psychologist hat on, I came up with a few totally unscientific, throw-it-on-the-wall-and-hope-it-sticks conclusions:

• The blue pen is more than a prop, it's a crutch.   I suspect she feels somewhat defenseless without it.  It functions for her the same as a teleprompter soothes the Kenyan King Boobamba.

• The prickly point end of the pen also projects her own antagonistic manner of addressing people.  She thinks being prickly makes her look smart and authoritative.  But there's no way you can compare her to the "Beautiful Ted" or Lindsey Graham who can ask Senatorial questions in a way that is both strong, but also respectful -- and very often clever.

• If you could take that blue pen away from her, I'll bet Harass would stutter and stammer as badly as Boobamba does when Trump is in his head.  (the famous If...If...If... YouTube)

So I finally researched Harass's committee hearings and extracted (and faked) some typical comments below.

1. Sorry, your 10 seconds to reply is up, General Kelly.  Here's your next question...
2. Booker, It's cool you chose Spartacus as your hero.  That fireplug-sized tyrant Napoleon is more my style.
3. Will you pledge to this committee to share any written correspondence, be they your calendars, records, notes, e-mails, tax records, and private letters to your wife and children?
4. No, you do not get to respond, Admiral.
5. Be sure about your answer, sir, because you will pay dearly for any mistakes you make.
6. I hope you had your Wheaties this morning, Mr. Secretary.  Because I am going to badger you with trick questions till you blow your stack.
7. YES or NO, Judge. Just answer my question.  No discussion of special circumstances or exceptions.  YES or NO!
8. Let me read to you this [complex and arcane] statute.  [One minute reading].  Now answer me: just YES OR NO!
9. Aha, I thought of another gotcha question, better write it down.
10. I will ask you again for the last time.  If you do not answer again, you shall write on the blackboard 200 times, "I will answer only YES or NO to the Grand Inquisitor Harris".
11. Have you written a directive to your hundreds of thousand employees reiterated the policy that is standard operating procedure for 20 years?
12. Dreamers report you are a racist, xenophobe, and white supremacist.  So tell me, why then are you holding public office?
13. I'm the one asking the questions, sir.
14. This committee session bores me to death.  Can't wait to get back to the office and eat my Snickers bar.
    
    

[poconopundit]

Your opportunity, FReepers, to psycho-analyze Ms. Kamel Harass !

[Fresh Wind]

I feel sorry for her husband.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

It’s emotional support pen. She got it certified online.

[FlingWingFlyer]

On the brink of losing her “Miss Overrated Bimbo in D.C.” title to Ocasio-Cortez.

[Blue House Sue]

She needs to be voted out of office.

[MrEdd]

She can gain it back by running for president though.

Her enemies in California have promised to make the sex tapes of her at orgies she attended with Willie Brown go viral if she does.

[dead]

Pen is envy.

[Jamestown1630]

The way she presents herself is typical of women who aren’t very brainy but think that acting aggressive and superior will make them appear as if they’re smart and authoritative.

[Servant of the Cross]

It is penis envy

[drpix]

People suppress nasty hand problems like nail-biting or nose-picking by constantly occupying their hands in holding something.

[Sans-Culotte]

So what's the fascination with this blue pen for Harris?

Freudian?

[Servant of the Cross]

[originalbuckeye]

Willie Brown’s mistress is an Attention Ho. Has there ever been anything substantive come out of her mouth?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

“She needs to be voted out of office.”
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In the People’s Republic of California?

Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen. Robert DeNiro wearing a MAGA hat has greater odds of happening.

[Kriggerel]

Sorry, but as a former zookeeper, I just HAVE to do this...

Yeah, the ‘prickly pen is’ found on a TIGER, and not a tigress. :P

[poconopundit]

Has there ever been anything substantive come out of her mouth?

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That’s the point!

[Thank You Rush]

Excellent - right on target - pompous is exactly correct. She is the most annoying of all demon-rats... You should have added when she won’t give a witness time to answer a question this response:

I’ll take that as a Yes
OR
I’ll take that as a No...

Never fails. As transparent as obozo....

And I wish the media would stop referring to her as an African American - again - as much as obozo was! Her mother is from India and her father is from Jamaica. I am sure we will hear African American over and over if she runs for president...She’s nothing except a b**** from San Francisco. Just another one in fact!

[poconopundit]

LOL. All occupations her on FR, including zookeeper.

How about this hyena-ress? Is it the right species?

[coon2000]

It is a crutch, many losers resort to holding on to something due to low self esteem. Hillary always needs to hold a microphone even though hand held microphones are no longer necessary to pick up one’s voice.