Posted on 11/13/2016 5:53:51 PM PST by InHisService
Oh, the unfairness of it all! My candidate, Hillary Lying-piece-of-crap Clinton, was not voted into the highest office of presidency! What shall I do?
Well, first, Well help contribute to a social media firestorm. Well organize a bunch of like-minded buttheads and it will be epic! Bonus: The teachers where I go to college are only too glad to help! They cancel classes, give us hot chocolate and tissues, and remind us there is therapy dogs every other Wednesday to help our bruised egos cope with the outcome we did not expect!
We will then riot in the streets, break glass and other stuff, destroy cars, hurt people, and generally make a huge nuisance of ourselves, showing the world that we hate this country that we live in! Democracy isnt fair! The polls are wrong! Our candidate should have won!
And whats awesome: the media, as always, is helping us. Our amazing Commander in Chief of racial divisiveness/general divisiveness in general, President Obama, is not speaking out against our ludicrous tirade! Any other leader with a pair of **lls, would, of course, but not Obama. This is vital to our cause!
One problem: I dont really know what Im protesting! LOL! I mean, Trump is a right-wing, misogynistic, xenophobic, anti-Muslim homophobe, right? I dont actually know what any of those words mean, but, damn, they sure sound good! I dont need to know what all that means, because I just want to go out and break stuff!
And get this: you know our safe places, right? Well, that will start trending on Twitter with a safety pin! How awesome is that? Well get hundreds of thousands of people to start wearing safety pins to support our uprising. And still, no one in charge says anything about our continued violence and riots. See, if we are wearing safety pins, it means we are all about peace, love, and all that happy stuff!
I hate America!
Snowflakes and twinkies don’t have much of an attention span. They’ll all be back to taking selfies again pretty soon.
It’s time to stop all this...it isn’t going to make Clinton win, it isn’t good for our Country, it isn’t looking good to other countries that are trying to get out of the ‘death grip’ that they are in...
Soros and Clinton need to stop it now!!! They are making our ‘cry babies’ bigger babies than they already are, and it isn’t going to change a thing...
Grow up and grow a pair, and just STOP IT!!!
Snowflakes and twinkies
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You forgot cupcakes. LOL
Ha, ha, they better run real quick to their safe space, because I have a 44 Magnum, and they don’t...
“Snowflakes and twinkies dont have much of an attention span. Theyll all be back to taking selfies again pretty soon.”
exactly.
Since when did Soros become a Millennial?
I propose duct tape as a supplement to the safety pins. Applied across the mouth.
Right? LOL!
It is the firestorm that you love, not the issue. So rage on.
I got y'all covered...went out and got 100 gross of safety pins for diapers. They are intended for diaper emergencies, right? Like babies wear? Right? Hello?
Say what?
They are intended for "adults?"
Fuggedabouditt!!!
I better cancel that yuge diaper order, too. They were definitely not disposable, either!
Very, very green and all...
Great observation.
One thing that I’ve noticed with a lot of liberals, not just the millennial liberals, is that they are hugely invested in being indignant on behalf of someone else. They are indignant about how they perceive this group or that group is being treated. But it’s all second hand and they rarely know what the real facts are. They are like a pack of drama queens looking for drama. Because their own lives are so secure and boring and coddled, they need to rebel on behalf of someone else. And then to top it off they get to feel morally superior about it.
The irony of the diaper/safety pin is lost on the millennials. Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people!
I’m hoping eventually they will get tired of rioting. I mean, they have to eat and shower... I guess...
Agree. I think even the libs are getting tired of it.
Haha love it. Wish I could learn how to post pix.
I need to git me one!
;-)
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