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The Millennial Plan of Action to Take Trump Down
Kirchhoff's Law ^ | 11-13-2016 | Mary Kirchhoff

Posted on 11/13/2016 5:53:51 PM PST by InHisService

Oh, the unfairness of it all! My candidate, Hillary Lying-piece-of-crap Clinton, was not voted into the highest office of presidency! What shall I do?

Well, first, We’ll help contribute to a social media firestorm. We’ll organize a bunch of like-minded buttheads and it will be epic! Bonus: The teachers where I go to college are only too glad to help! They cancel classes, give us hot chocolate and tissues, and remind us there is therapy dogs every other Wednesday to help our bruised ego’s cope with the outcome we did not expect!

We will then riot in the streets, break glass and other stuff, destroy cars, hurt people, and generally make a huge nuisance of ourselves, showing the world that we hate this country that we live in! Democracy isn’t fair! The polls are wrong! Our candidate should have won!

And what’s awesome: the media, as always, is helping us. Our amazing Commander in Chief of racial divisiveness/general divisiveness in general, President Obama, is not speaking out against our ludicrous tirade! Any other leader with a pair of **lls, would, of course, but not Obama. This is vital to our cause!

One problem: I don’t really know what I’m protesting! LOL! I mean, Trump is a right-wing, misogynistic, xenophobic, anti-Muslim homophobe, right? I don’t actually know what any of those words mean, but, damn, they sure sound good! I don’t need to know what all that means, because I just want to go out and break stuff!

And get this: you know our safe places, right? Well, that will start trending on Twitter with a safety pin! How awesome is that? We’ll get hundreds of thousands of people to start wearing safety pins to support our uprising. And still, no one in charge says anything about our continued violence and riots. See, if we are wearing safety pins, it means we are all about peace, love, and all that happy stuff!

I hate America!


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: antitrump; president; protests; trump
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1 posted on 11/13/2016 5:53:52 PM PST by InHisService
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To: InHisService
Safety pins are a perfect symbol, considering that they got their name from their use with babies' diapers.
2 posted on 11/13/2016 5:57:17 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: InHisService

Snowflakes and twinkies don’t have much of an attention span. They’ll all be back to taking selfies again pretty soon.


3 posted on 11/13/2016 5:57:36 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Hey Barry! We Won!)
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To: InHisService

It’s time to stop all this...it isn’t going to make Clinton win, it isn’t good for our Country, it isn’t looking good to other countries that are trying to get out of the ‘death grip’ that they are in...

Soros and Clinton need to stop it now!!! They are making our ‘cry babies’ bigger babies than they already are, and it isn’t going to change a thing...

Grow up and grow a pair, and just STOP IT!!!


4 posted on 11/13/2016 6:01:40 PM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Snowflakes and twinkies

***********

You forgot cupcakes. LOL


5 posted on 11/13/2016 6:02:17 PM PST by Starboard
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To: InHisService

6 posted on 11/13/2016 6:05:07 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: InHisService

Ha, ha, they better run real quick to their safe space, because I have a 44 Magnum, and they don’t...


7 posted on 11/13/2016 6:05:49 PM PST by W. (Aw, crap, it's still dark.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

“Snowflakes and twinkies don’t have much of an attention span. They’ll all be back to taking selfies again pretty soon.”

exactly.


8 posted on 11/13/2016 6:08:49 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: InHisService

Since when did Soros become a Millennial?


9 posted on 11/13/2016 6:10:29 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: hinckley buzzard

I propose duct tape as a supplement to the safety pins. Applied across the mouth.


10 posted on 11/13/2016 6:13:45 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Right? LOL!


11 posted on 11/13/2016 6:17:41 PM PST by InHisService
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To: InHisService

It is the firestorm that you love, not the issue. So rage on.


12 posted on 11/13/2016 6:22:32 PM PST by Rapscallion (The opposite of charity is justice.)
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To: InHisService
We’ll get hundreds of thousands of people to start wearing safety pins to support our uprising.

I got y'all covered...went out and got 100 gross of safety pins for diapers. They are intended for diaper emergencies, right? Like babies wear? Right? Hello?

Say what?

They are intended for "adults?"

Fuggedabouditt!!!

I better cancel that yuge diaper order, too. They were definitely not disposable, either!
Very, very green and all...

13 posted on 11/13/2016 6:26:59 PM PST by publius911 (IMPEACH HIM NOW evil, stupid, insane ignorant or just clueless, doesn't matter!)
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To: Rapscallion

Great observation.

One thing that I’ve noticed with a lot of liberals, not just the millennial liberals, is that they are hugely invested in being indignant on behalf of someone else. They are indignant about how they perceive this group or that group is being treated. But it’s all second hand and they rarely know what the real facts are. They are like a pack of drama queens looking for drama. Because their own lives are so secure and boring and coddled, they need to rebel on behalf of someone else. And then to top it off they get to feel morally superior about it.


14 posted on 11/13/2016 6:36:07 PM PST by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: publius911

The irony of the diaper/safety pin is lost on the millennials. Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people!


15 posted on 11/13/2016 6:41:00 PM PST by InHisService
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I’m hoping eventually they will get tired of rioting. I mean, they have to eat and shower... I guess...


16 posted on 11/13/2016 6:42:17 PM PST by InHisService
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To: HarleyLady27

Agree. I think even the libs are getting tired of it.


17 posted on 11/13/2016 6:43:16 PM PST by InHisService
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To: Fiddlstix

Haha love it. Wish I could learn how to post pix.


18 posted on 11/13/2016 6:43:52 PM PST by InHisService
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To: W.

I need to git me one!


19 posted on 11/13/2016 6:44:14 PM PST by InHisService
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To: publius911

;-)


20 posted on 11/13/2016 6:45:44 PM PST by InHisService
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