I got y'all covered...went out and got 100 gross of safety pins for diapers. They are intended for diaper emergencies, right? Like babies wear? Right? Hello?
Say what?
They are intended for "adults?"
Fuggedabouditt!!!
I better cancel that yuge diaper order, too. They were definitely not disposable, either!
Very, very green and all...
The irony of the diaper/safety pin is lost on the millennials. Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people!
;-)