Posted on 08/16/2016 10:23:28 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If any of my family members found out I engaged in such a rally, I would be pulled out of college faster than you can say Jack Robinson. But if that would be before or after the butt whooping I would receive... I couldn't tell you.
The College Fix reported that the Campus (Dildo) Carry protest will take place on August 24 at the University of Texas at Austin. The anti-gun demonstration was organized on Facebook by three current students: Jessica Jin, Ana López and Kailey Nicole Moore.
According to the group's Facebook event page, the demonstration will entail “strapping gigantic swinging dildos to [their] backpacks in protest of campus carry.”
“Just about as effective as protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play," the event adds, explaining, “ANYBODY can participate in solidarity: alum, non-UT students, people outside of Texas. Come one dildo, come all dildos.”
I don’t know what is more ludicrous: the fact that these students don’t believe that guns can save lives, that students are willingly participating in such a sexually graphic protest, or that they actually believe their demonstration will have an impact on this policy.
These students are also fully aware that they will be violating a basic campus rule, referencing the policy handbook which states:
Subchapter 13–200. Prohibited Expression
Sec. 13–201. Obscenity
No person or organization will distribute or display on the campus any writing or visual image, or engage in any public performance, that is obscene. A writing, image, or performance is “obscene” if it is obscene as defined in Texas Penal Code, Section 43.21 or successor provisions, and is within the constitutional definition of obscenity as set forth in decisions of the United States Supreme Court.
The organizers state on the event page to “participate at your own risk. But can you imagine the gongshow that would be UTPD/APD trying to chase down thousands of students wielding harmless dildos around campus.”
So students are planning to break the rules and engage in a sexually explicit protest, all because of a bill Gov. Greg Abbott signed into law on June 1 that authorizes those with a concealed carry license to carry a handgun on private and public college campuses in Texas.
S.B. 11 states:
… may establish rules, regulations, or other provisions concerning the storage of handguns in dormitories or other residential facilities...
… shall establish reasonable rules, regulations, or other provisions regarding carrying of concealed handguns by license holders on the campus of the institution or on premises located on the campus of the institution.
But colleges are allowed to implement their own policies, so long as they don't prohibit “license holders from carrying handguns on the campus of the institution.” Schools like the University of Texas at Austin have put in place several restrictions of their own, including various "gun-free zones" throughout the campus and a stipulation that students cannot open-carry, but instead must place their gun in a backpack or handbag.
The gun must be in a holster, the trigger area completely covered, and secured enough so that it does not move if the handbag is jostled. It must be kept close enough to the owner at all times so that “the license holder can grasp is without materially changing position.”
Of course, these regulations are not enough. About 10,000 Facebook users said they will be “going” to the dildo demonstration, while 3,400 are “interested.”
The article as written implies you can’t ccw with a holster on body. That’s just stupid. As a guy it’s easy to ccw.
“Hi Steve!”
“Hi Dave! How’s your daughter Kailey doing?”
“She’s at UT Austin.”
“What’s she doing there?”
“Carrying around a dildo.”
“Ohhhhhhh......nice seeing you Dave.”
The woman I married who sleeps with me just said, she’d rather be shot by a 9 inch dildo than a 9 mm. She’s so sweet.
“This is my rifle, this is my gun....”
Post of the day!
I see a new Monty Python skit here.
How to Defend Yourself Against A Dildo.
We already have those ‘rights’. We don’t get rights from the Constitution. lol...if someone wants to use a sex toy as a ‘arm’ so be it...
With dildos strapped to their back -
Does that automatically qualify them to be ‘men for a day’?
It is hard to keep up with the cultural factor these days.
Back in the day we just had to worry about wearing white socks or wearing white in August - or something like that.
Kind reminds me of the young girl getting married and the main advice from MoM was to NEVER, NEVER, roll over no matter how hard he pleads.
ON day one through 50 he said please roll over honey and finally in desperation he blurted out “For Pete’s sake!! How do you expect to have kids if you don’t roll over?”
Hard when the yutes know everything....
Dildo Studies. A great path to a fine, high-paying career ( in government). Their parents will be proud
Someone needs to design a gun that looks like a dildo.
Don’t take a dildo to a gun fight. I can just see the
liberal kid swinging his dildo and the terrorist up and
shooting him. I don’t know what a dildo is really; but
I’m just guessing. I’ll take my Smith & Wesson thanks.
This is the product of our education system augmented by permissive parenting which has instilled a too high self worth and ego into this rabble.
Yes! (Some of them probably also use their arm as a sex toy. ). Daddy’s tuition money at work
Can I carry a Super Soaker?
Like we haven’t heard of assault with a concrete dildo before.
You're obviously not running a Spencer's Gifts store.
I’m just assuming the black dildos are assault cocks.
You'll probably need eye bleach afterwards.
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