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Senator Cries “Foul” over Campaign Ads
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Feb 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/09/2014 11:50:53 AM PST by John Semmens

Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) expressed outrage over a series of campaign ads informing voters of her support for the Affordable Care Act. While not disputing the accuracy of the content, Hagan contended that “the more important question is who is behind these ads.”

“Whether I voted for the Affordable Care Act years ago is a moot issue at this point in time,” the Senator claimed. “The past cannot be undone. What matters is the future. The money being put into rehashing the past by the Americans for Prosperity campaign against me is obscuring this crucial fact.”

“Instead of allowing themselves to be confused by ‘Monday morning quarterbacking’ of the sort that these ads are undertaking, voters need to focus on what I am promising to do for them if I am reelected,” Hagan urged. “They need to ask themselves if they want to follow the siren song of lower taxes that Americans for Prosperity is trying play for them or do they want to reconfirm the trust they placed in me six years ago.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/02/08/dems-say-obamacare-will-liberate-millions-from-workplace-drudgery/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrat; democratcare; election; obamacare; satire
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1 posted on 02/09/2014 11:50:53 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The blurring of the lines between satire and reality is manifesting itself in all aspects of American culture and politics.


2 posted on 02/09/2014 11:52:28 AM PST by Baynative (Got bulbs? Check my profile page.)
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LOL, that is the funniest thing I have ever read. My voting record is the past so it doesn’t count LOL


3 posted on 02/09/2014 11:53:13 AM PST by McGavin999
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To: John Semmens
I'm not so sure this is satire. This is how Libtards really think. It isn't that they ever do anything wrong; they just aren't allowed to do enough of it.
4 posted on 02/09/2014 11:54:44 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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They’ve gotta a million of ‘em don’t they?


5 posted on 02/09/2014 11:55:04 AM PST by albie
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To: McGavin999

I.E.-It’s not fair to hold a Democrat accountable for their actions.


6 posted on 02/09/2014 11:55:13 AM PST by FAA
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To: John Semmens

The new RAT meme - “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE NOW”


7 posted on 02/09/2014 11:55:54 AM PST by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: John Semmens

Please don’t notice the toilet paper on her shoe and sticking out the back of her pants


8 posted on 02/09/2014 11:59:47 AM PST by molson209 (Hillary Clinton)
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To: John Semmens
Satire or not, all commie lib politicians have lost touch with reality. They all live in their own little, upside down worlds.
9 posted on 02/09/2014 12:01:25 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
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To: John Semmens
I cry "foul" over the Senator objecting to her own record.

Now what? And there shouldn't be any female U.S. Senators or other Congresscritters.

They're irrational at least half the time.

10 posted on 02/09/2014 12:02:08 PM PST by elkfersupper
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“the more important question is who is behind these ads

lol. That's so true - the Wendy Davis defense for being caught in a lie.

11 posted on 02/09/2014 12:02:57 PM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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“The past cannot be undone.

Damned straight it can't Kay. You are responsible for that. Accept responsibility for your actions - you are accountable now.

12 posted on 02/09/2014 12:05:23 PM PST by MamaDearest
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To: McGavin999
LOL, that is the funniest thing I have ever read. My voting record is the past so it doesn’t count LOL

Even though this is satire(?), if it is so damn important to let bygones be bygones, why do they ALL blame President Bush for everything?

13 posted on 02/09/2014 12:06:26 PM PST by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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A stupid argument from a stupid woman. Any questions?


14 posted on 02/09/2014 12:07:29 PM PST by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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Telling the truth about Democrats is always labeled “mud slinging” instead of “truth telling.”


15 posted on 02/09/2014 12:07:38 PM PST by txrefugee
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Her voting to enslave the rest of America, -IS- a big deal.


16 posted on 02/09/2014 12:08:24 PM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: Baynative

Yep, makin’ John’s job easier...before long he’ll be able to just cut-and-paste out of the newspaper and it’ll read like satire ;-)

Just the other night O’Reilly was on a tear about the bogus employment stats, saying in essence that more people are just saying “hey, I can get this entitlement, food stamps, maybe do a little in the gray market, and get by — why look for a job if you’re getting the equivalent of $60K”.

He didn’t mean it as satire either.


17 posted on 02/09/2014 12:09:17 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Almost got me this time.
The criminals in government make any absurd fictional national crime believable.
Reality is much worse than any credible fiction the last few years.
18 posted on 02/09/2014 12:09:25 PM PST by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
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To: John Semmens
“The past cannot be undone."

The past is prologue.

19 posted on 02/09/2014 12:10:42 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: elkfersupper

“They’re irrational at least half the time.”

As opposed to male pols, who are only irrational about 51% of the time.


20 posted on 02/09/2014 12:13:39 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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