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Democrat Announces Push to Restore Pelosi as Speaker
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 7 Jan 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/09/2011 9:52:54 AM PST by John Semmens

Confident that “voters will correct their error once they realize what they’ve done,” a House Democrat is busy laying out a plan to restore Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) to her position as Speaker following the 2012 national election.

“As the first woman to ascend to the position, Representative Pelosi achieved an historic accomplishment,” Representative Steve Israel (D-NY) boasted. “By throwing so many other Democrats out of office last November voters inadvertently and foolishly sacrificed this accomplishment in a vain effort to scuttle the President’s program. Once they realize the futility of this effort we are confident that they will atone for their mistake by returning a Democratic majority in the next election.”

Israel said he expects the House’s new Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) to be “our main ally in our pursuit of this goal. Every time voters see this sad sack mumbling about tax cuts or deficit reduction, or idiotically weeping over some trivial matter they’ll be reminded of what could’ve been if Democrats had held control of the House. A tidal wave of remorse and regret will bring them back home to the Democratic Party.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; democrats; pelosi; satire; stupid; voters; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 01/09/2011 9:52:56 AM PST by John Semmens
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More proof she really is delusional.


2 posted on 01/09/2011 9:53:47 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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Those pesky American people...such morons, BUT once they realize the effor of their ways....then they will come crawling back to the peoples party...sure sure...


3 posted on 01/09/2011 9:56:29 AM PST by JohnD9207 (John McCain is a proud Ted Kennedy conservative!)
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A tidal wave of remorse and regret will bring them back home to the Democratic Party.”

Even in satire....... that boat has already left the dock and ain't coming back any time soon.

4 posted on 01/09/2011 9:57:11 AM PST by umgud
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effor...geez ERROR...see what a Homer Simpson I am...sign me up for one of Ohaha’s Federal Web ID’s


5 posted on 01/09/2011 9:58:31 AM PST by JohnD9207 (John McCain is a proud Ted Kennedy conservative!)
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To: John Semmens

Keep the gavel out of the witch's hands.

Click here.


6 posted on 01/09/2011 9:59:45 AM PST by RedMDer (restoration of our honor, dignity, and freedoms will save America. - Sarah Palin)
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


7 posted on 01/09/2011 10:00:07 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (DNC memo - "Don't let this thing go to waste! Exploit! Exploit! Exploit!")
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To: John Semmens

“A tidal wave of remorse and regret will bring them back home to the Democratic Party”

It’s a tidal wave all right....just not the one you want.....


8 posted on 01/09/2011 10:03:04 AM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: John Semmens
Rep Steve Israel (D-NY) boasted. “By throwing so many Dems out last Nov, voters inadvertently and foolishly sacrificed Nancy Pelosi's singular accomplishments in a vain effort to scuttle WH programs. When voters realize the futility of this effort, we are confident they will return Democrats to a majority in the next election.”

"Oh, Steve. Get off your knees, unpucker those lips, and remove your head from inside Nancy's skirt." ROTFL

9 posted on 01/09/2011 10:03:16 AM PST by Liz (There's a new definition of bipartisanship in Washington -- it's called "former member.")
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The RATS are done. These communists have shown most intelligent Americans that they are anti-God, Anti-Constitution, and violent radicals with no interest but to establish a dictatorship.
10 posted on 01/09/2011 10:06:45 AM PST by Logical me
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Dems: Just “deem” her to be Speaker and stick your fingers in your ears and hum every time John Boehner takes the speakers chair. See how easy?


11 posted on 01/09/2011 10:12:26 AM PST by bigbob
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yah...and people wonder why my generation’s blood pressure skyrockets over comments like these.


12 posted on 01/09/2011 10:12:35 AM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts...)
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Stupid voters /s


13 posted on 01/09/2011 10:12:52 AM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.....Eagle Scout since Sep 9, 1970)
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As I was reading... “As the first woman to ascend to the ...I fully expected to read next the word “throne”

LOL

however “position” has about the same meaning in the context of Congressman Steve Israel’s thoughts ...

From Congressman Israel’s choice of words, like “ascend” it appears that Nancy Pelosi arrived at some royal or even godlike quality when she gained the speakers job...

Did she lose it this past week or will she always have for ever more the landed and exalted “position” of her “ascension”

I guess if a Democrat president can be treated and regarded as a messiah of sorts, the next one or two in line for the throne of the US realm could just as readily be crowned with an everlasting aura of political majesty and goddesshood...

and who more fitting...a One with a big enough ego to fit the old Brown Derby hat...


14 posted on 01/09/2011 10:13:01 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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Gee. Isn’t referring to the speaker as “idiotic” violating the clarian call for more civility by the dems? Good cop, Bad cop?


15 posted on 01/09/2011 10:14:59 AM PST by Texas Songwriter ( ma)
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“By throwing so many other Democrats out of office last November voters inadvertently and foolishly sacrificed this accomplishment in a vain effort to scuttle the President’s program. Once they realize the futility of this effort we are confident that they will atone for their mistake by returning a Democratic majority in the next election.”

IOW, we're supposed to stop fighting, and learn to "lay back and enjoy it".

16 posted on 01/09/2011 10:16:50 AM PST by tacticalogic
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this election will do more damage to Democrats than even the 1994 elections. This time, because Pelosi is still in office, and Reid is still Majority Leader the GOP still has people they can get their base fired up against (in addition to Obama). Also, the biggest wins were on the State levels, where Conservatives took over numberous State legislatures, Secretaries of State, and Governorships. This means re-districting more evenly and ensures the bedwetting flagburners can’t steal as many elections as they have the past 8 years. Finally, 20 Dems are up for re-election in 2012, and they know they are despised and loathed because they meekly fell into line with Obama and the rest of the neo-Marxists.


17 posted on 01/09/2011 10:18:45 AM PST by MuttTheHoople (Democrats- Forgetting 9/11 since 9/12/01)
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Old Nan will be 72 yrs old in 2012....a whole lot can happen to an aged individual by that time....delusional nuts....geezzz...Jesus could even return by then...


18 posted on 01/09/2011 10:24:18 AM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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I saw this guy on Fox a couple times and began to suspect he had only a tenuous grasp on reality.

Now I know it for a fact.


19 posted on 01/09/2011 10:25:39 AM PST by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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Wrong idiot woman! We plan to send your beloved muslin packing in 2012 and take the senate also! You time has come and gone. Just go.


20 posted on 01/09/2011 10:27:33 AM PST by RetiredArmy (Be afraid. Be very afraid. I suggest a reading of the book of Revelation.)
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