Posted on 06/13/2010 1:07:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Forget the failing economy, the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster, or terrorism. According to the DUmmies, the top issue of our time should be Alvin Greene winning the Democrat nomination for senator in South Carolina. Think I'm kidding? Then just take a look at the title of this THREAD, "Alvin Greene getting 'elected' shows us what are no 1 issue should be." As we saw in the previous DUFU EDITION, the DUmmies definitely have Alvin on their mind and just can't quit thinking about him. So let us now watch the DUmmies obsess over Alvin Greene to the exclusion of anything based in reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who forgot all about Alvin until seeing this thread, is in the [brackets].
Alvin Greene getting "elected" shows us what are no 1 issue should be.
[An aware Left finally gets Alvinized.]
Election reform. Alvin Greene somehow "won" the election when he lost the absentee vote by 84 to 16. Absentee voting has a paper trail, while the electronic machines don't. There is no logical way Greene legitimately won this election. This would be like the constitution party winning the presidency.
[Your voting machines have been Alvinized.]
This election shows that these machines are simply unreliable. Therefore election reform needs to be our number one issue. If we don't have election reform, none of the other issues matter, because these machines can be manipulated to make any result the powers that be want.
[The economy is falling apart all around us but let's obsess over Alvin.]
K & R this thread if you think election reform should be our number one issue. Unrecommend it if you think it shouldn't.
[Strictly for the comedy material it provides, I am recommending that Alvin remain your no. 1 issue.]
If this isn't fixed.. We will be able to fix NOTHING!! We are disenfranchised, all of us. The contract we have with our own government is broken and thus invalid. If there was ever an invitation to anarchy it is this.
[Could you relay your woe over this to the oil cleanup crews in the Gulf?]
As it should have been our priority after 2000 and 2004
[Alvin will be THE issue in 2012.]
Just because Obama won, does NOT mean our elections are OK.
[Obama won in a landslide and you're still whining about voting machines?]
To add to the conspiracy theorizing if the machine people are manipulating elections I posit that they will test what the limits of manipulation that can the public and the media will accept before they call foul. If so they would try it out in smaller races first before attempting it in more important races. Maybe in this case it was bad programmer or the machines weren't set up right but an 86 point swing definitely calls for an investigation.
[Today Alvin; tomorrow the Chipmunks!]
Who is more likely to be black, Rawl or Greene?
[Greene is the new Black.]
Now the Democrats HAVE to run him against Demint...
[A Greene/DeMint debate somehow sounds like a sweet mixed drink.]
Trial run for nation wide in November???
[Alvin 2012!!! Hey, he already has the Chipmunk vote.]
This really smells as bad as the oil in the Gulf.
[Worse...according to the DUmmies.]
Each state needs to elect a Secretary of State who cares about this issue.
[Alvin Greene for Secretary of State!]
Best DUFU ever!
More of an embarassment than Bambi??
Any ammo?
Not unless ammo is sold in supermarkets. My guess is you could probably get a good deal on ammo at gun shows. I bought my $100 Oceanic Caribe-X swim fins for just 10 bucks at a nautical flea market. Remember, a lot of retail outlets will sell their inventory super cheap at special shows. They don't want to let their customers to know they will sell so cheap so they sell it at the shows.
Top 30!
Education reform, O Great Spelling Bee Champion?
We need to encourage the Democrats to start checking the legitimacy and qualifications of all their candidates and elected officials...
This is just preemptive whining about having their asses handed to them in November, trying to have it on record that they knew from the start that the election was stolen from way back.
The reason Greene lost so bad in the absentee voting is very simple to understand, those who make that much effort are committed enough to actually investigate who’s on the ballot, unlike many who just see the (D) and pull the lever.
I’ve been outed and kicked off of DU so many times I’m running out of email addresses to join again. I’m saving my last account for tombstoning in November, seeing how far I can get before the axe falls. :)
Alvin and the Chipmunks, DU style.
English should be on the list, too.
Now don’t stifle “there” creativity LOL
I just hope they don’t glom on to those other Republican plants in the White House, Speaker’s Office and President of the Senate.
Actually, it's the democrats who are unreliable. As well as uninformed, uneducated, unintelligent, unstable, and uniformly stupid.
Don’t you think you should leave some for other people?
"AL - VIN !!!"
Or the Green Party, maybe.
Good idea. How about picture ID's and purple ink and only registering at the Election Commissioners office like it used to be.
You’re like that lady up in MA or wherever who buys a week’s worth of food for like 6 people for 14 cents.
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