Caption 0bama at patient bedside

The Economist ^ | Unknown

[Wyatt's Torch]

Cue Blue Oyster Cult's Don't Fear The Reaper.

[Diogenesis]

"We start with the most important question in your medical health care future.
Though you dont have jaundice, I am concerned about your color.
So for whom did you vote in the last election?"

[geege]

You’re welcome....I have my moments:-)

[Gunflint]

“We’ll have to unplug this heart monitor thingy, so I can plug in my teleprompter.”

[kanawa]

I’m surprised. He casts a shadow.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

LOL!!

[al baby]

[OB1kNOb]

"I believe end of life counseling is what the doctor ordered for you."

[Lizavetta]

How about a teleprompter saying something like, "Uh...er...you'll be out of...uh...here in no time...uh....how's the food....?"

Or something like that. I can't really come up with anything clever today. Perhaps you can.....

[Brookhaven]

Patient: Dr. Obama, what’s the prgnosis.

Obama: I’m afraid its terminal. The good news I have some pills that will allow you to die with dignity.

Patient: But I came in for a hip replacement. People don’t die because they need a hip replacement.

Obama: They do now. Hip repalcements are expensive. If you don’t get a hip replacement, you’re going to need an electric wheelchair. Have you seen the cost of those things? They make arugula look cheap. Nope, you’re too expensive to keep alive, so that means your terminal.

Here take the pill. Orderly! There’s a patient that doesn’t want to take their pill. Get in here and “help” them pronto.

[Polyxene]

“No pill for you, cracka — N-E-X-T!!!”

[Responsibility2nd]

“The Death Panels have come to a conclusion and.....”

[dforest]

Hey doctor, why are we spending money on the old typical white guy?

[BulletBobCo]

"So...Your're telling me that my grandmother gave you the copy of my birth certificate?"

[I Hate Obama]

Patient: "It's the angel of death!"

[Brilliant]

"You know, grandma, you don't look so good. These private
sector doctors aren't mistreating you, are they? Where is
the plug? Let me make sure the doctors did not negligently
plug it in."

[444Flyer]

“Yup. Your files say you’re a ‘feeder’ which means unfortunately you must be Hasta La Vista’d before you cost another red nickle of tax-payer dollars (as you know that money has been set aside to fund ACORN). This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.”

[rednesss]

In Soviet Russia, Health Care reforms you.

[AppyPappy]

Patient: "Yikes, it's you. I'm feeling better"
Obama: "You're not fooling anyone. You'll be stone dead in a minute. We need the bed"

[gimme1ibertee]

ROTFLMAO!!!!