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DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-08 (DUmmies suggest Obama go north to Alaska!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/07/2008 2:57:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]:

How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama....

[Is that you, Jesse Jackson?]

Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.

[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]

And don't screen the questions.

["Um, uh, uh, to answer that question with, uh, specificity, is, uh, above my pay grade."]

THAT would be political theater.

[GREAT idea! Although I think it's already been suggested by one of Obama's advisers--you know, the new guy, kinda pudgy, balding, glasses . . . oh, what's his name again? That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]

I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .

[snowmachine . . .]

with a moose he just shot. . . .

[Obama's good at shooting the bull.]

Would generate at least 3 news cycles of buzz. . . .

[Would generate at least 3 flocks of buzzards, circling his political carcass.]

What would McCain do in response?

[His impression of Montgomery Burns saying, "Excellent!"]

he'd be fine with the residents of Wasilla.

[They're used to field-dressing opossum.]

Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.

[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]

If Obama was in Wasilla, if I was McCain, I would create an outlandishly lying bullsh*t ad with Palin that took something totally out of context, like say his "Clinging to religion and guns" statement. I'd put her in the ad saying something like "Barack Obama thinks he knows Wasilla. But he doesn't know anything about small-towns. He believes you all "cling to guns and religion". He talks to regular folks one way, but in San Francisco, he'll say something else. . . ."

[And that would all be . . . TRUE.]

he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .

[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]

How would one go about passing this on to anybody within the campaign?

[Contact campaign adviser Mr. Kurt Grove at 1-800-ROVE-YMB.]

And invite her. Why not?

[Barack Obama vs. the Hockey Mama.]

I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.

[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]

Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.

[Yeah, he should visit our 57th state! (Or was Hawaii #57? I'm confused.)]

Anchorage, Fairbanks, Wasilla, Juneau...

[. . . and Nome and Point Barrow and Ketchikan and Prudhoe Bay... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!]

To go to Wasilla alone would look too much like a stunt, maybe a little bit antagonistic. But as part of an Alaskan tour? Sh*t, he should kick that off tomorrow.

[North to Alaska! Every city and hamlet and igloo! Five weeks, minimum!]

would it be totally awesome if he carried Alaska!

[And lost the other 56.]

Send your idea to the campaign--I mean it.

[c/o kgrove@obama.nut]

The Republicans would pack the place. And it's only 3 electoral votes. He'd do better spending another day in Pennyslvania.

[Shhh!! Go with the half-baked Alaska idea. Besides, they're bitter in PA, too.]

She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.

[Joe who??]

Biden should do this, not Obama

[Biden is boarding the Amtrak to Wasilla even as we speak.]

How about Biden and Hillary?

[Sorry, Barack threw Hillary under the snowmachine.]

They could do a great one-two punch!

[Don't let Biden near the punch!]

remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin

[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]

Let Biden do it

[Beltway Joe to the rescue!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alaska; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; mccainpalin; obama; obamabiden; wasilla
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To: Charles Henrickson

Correct but they are going insane on other fronts as well, especially on the latest Gallup poll showing Obama behind by 10 points. Oh, and another DUmmie is like an ant warning the ant farm of DANGER! Namely that he saw the C-SPAN replay of the Sarah Palin 2006 gubernatorial election debate and that she if a FORMIDABLE opponent. Other threads of DUmmies simply going JUST PLAIN NUTS!!! Lots and lots of material to work with.


101 posted on 09/07/2008 8:02:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: Charles Henrickson
HEY!!! This is OT but right now I am watching Brian Lamb interviewing Linda Robinson on C-SPAN about a book she wrote comparing General Petraeus with General Matthew Ridgeway. Well, guess who was the FIRST to come up with that comparison. You can find out HERE at Reply #12.

So does Linda Robinson read the Free Republic?

102 posted on 09/07/2008 8:11:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s a thread that needs to be DUFU’d. ABC has a blog post up about how Biden took over 13 MINUTES to answer a question about the aprtitioning of Iraq.

This is too hilarious...the DUmmies think that it’s WONDERFUL that Biden bloviated for 13 minutes without ever answering the stinkin’ question!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6982199

It’s what they WANT in a VP!!!

“I think he did a TERRIFIC job! Some situations cannot be answered in a sound bite!”

“I think Tapper presented it in a single paragraph so that the VOLUME of his response would impress the reader.” [Yeah, that’s why.]

“It’s not meant to be read as much as admired. I believe that is why it was presented as a single, enormous block of text.”

“Oh he’s just so cute! I could listen to him for hours.” [And every time he answers a question, that’s what you’re forced to do—listen for hours.]

“I don’t want a VP who takes 13 minutes 20 seconds to address a complex issue. Oh wait... that’s exactly what I want.”

“And it’s not that he NEEDS 13 min. and 20 sec. to answer this question, it’s that he CAN. That’s pretty damned impressive.”


103 posted on 09/07/2008 10:52:56 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("Above all else, let us think straight." -- Melvin J. Ballard)
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LOL.


104 posted on 09/08/2008 3:21:58 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.

And when he finishes, I also think he needs to head way up into the northern parts of Alaska and report firsthand about global warming.

All while riding a snowmobile in a t-shirt carrying a gun and dragging a field dressed moose behind it.

105 posted on 09/08/2008 3:25:20 AM PDT by dirtbiker (The MSM is preparing to imPALIN themselves)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Awwww Charles! You stole my line! But seriously, these people wonder why they lose elections! The DUmmies just advocated going to Alaska to insult small town Americans again. Do they ever learn!


106 posted on 09/08/2008 3:46:29 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: decal

He better get Sarah to go along and drive the thing. I doubt he could handle it. Besides he is going to need someone to keep “the locals” off of him once he starts trying to goad them.


107 posted on 09/08/2008 3:49:27 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: epow

Doesn’t the ignorance of these fools just amaze you? Like you can just walk up to a moose and blast away. LOL Obama would look funny riding on the antlers of a big buck moose in rut.


108 posted on 09/08/2008 3:57:00 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: alarm rider

These idiots must go around with a camera all the time looking to catch somebody in something. When they come up with a new rumor on Palin, first thing they ask, was it caught on tape?! I have a news flash for them. People in flyover country are too busy working and living their life to worry about playing gotcha all the time.


109 posted on 09/08/2008 4:04:46 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!!


110 posted on 09/08/2008 4:05:28 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stupid people. Blech.


111 posted on 09/08/2008 4:11:35 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. The DUmmies have gone completely ‘round the bend.


112 posted on 09/08/2008 4:14:52 AM PDT by Allegra (Prayers up for all in Ike's path. Please be safe.)
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To: hsalaw

Heyyyyyyy. Good idea. We should encourage this.


113 posted on 09/08/2008 4:17:37 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

I heard that on Quinn and Rose this morning and knew they would be. Can’t wait to get home and see what’s shakin’.


114 posted on 09/08/2008 4:26:04 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Roscoe Karns; beckysueb; WinOne4TheGipper; vharlow; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DISMAY AMONG THE PRIMITIVES!

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THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION?

TWO OBSCURE TELEVISION PERSONALITIES DEMOTED BY MSNBC!

THE GALLUP POLL!

DISCOMBOBULATIONS, YES!

BUT NOT THE COMING GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION!

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THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION TO BE MUCH GREATER!

BIGGER THAN THE BOSTONIAN DRUNKARD'S FITZMAS!

BIGGER THAN DOUG'S EX-WIFE'S STUPID STUNT!

BIGGER THAN THE PRIMARY WARS OF 2004!

BIGGER THAN THE MASS EXPULSION OF NON-OBAMAITE PRIMITIVES!

THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION TO BE BIGGER THAN ALL PREVIOUS DISCOMBOBULATIONS!

PUT TOGETHER!

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WILL SKIN'S ISLAND SURVIVE THE GREAT DISCOMBOBULATION?

COMING SOON!

link on next comment, below; franksolich is highly gratified to have attracted the attention of honest authentic Democrats and liberals

115 posted on 09/08/2008 5:37:07 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,13143.0.html


116 posted on 09/08/2008 5:37:56 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"with a moose he just shot. . . "

To really make him connect, make sure he harvests a doe, out-of-season. He would get the demographic sympathetic to Wooten!

117 posted on 09/08/2008 6:42:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Don’t let Biden near the punch!]

A hint, maybe?


118 posted on 09/08/2008 6:50:18 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: KoRn

Today’s strateegery?

Palin’s home church actually PRAYS for members of a “protected” demographic!

She’s much too extreme for the “rest of us”!

Bwaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha


119 posted on 09/08/2008 6:55:50 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: lonevoice

Although it is under-reported (for reasons that might become clear if we had a Opossum’s real birth certificate) but George also has a middle name of Muhammed.


120 posted on 09/08/2008 7:11:15 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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