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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-07 (Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

THAT DAMN BASTARD! "DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!"

[IT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!! SEND HIM TO THE HAGUE!!!]

that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."

[DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS. WE CONTROL YOUR NERVE ENDINGS! WE CONTROL YOUR TEMPER CENTER! WE CAN MANIPULATE YOU UP OR DOWN! ...And now to read the KOmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "Enough of this Democrat nonsense."]

Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]


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To: PJ-Comix
I stumbled upon this "insult" during the 2000 election. It turned out to be a trigger point with the DUmmie and had an effect not unlike flinking him on the nose.

I recommend everyone to use the term instead of Democratic (or as I spell it, Dhimmicratic when referring to them...
81 posted on 01/24/2007 9:21:59 AM PST by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]

All your Democrat Base are belong to us...

82 posted on 01/24/2007 9:24:28 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: PJ-Comix

add me


83 posted on 01/24/2007 9:25:32 AM PST by LC HOGHEAD ("We are going to take things away from you for the common good" Hillary Clinton)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can anyone explain to me why they view it as such an insult?


Im not so sure they really think its an insult. I think its a clever ruse to divert us from using the term they really hate : LIBERALS


84 posted on 01/24/2007 9:30:59 AM PST by LC HOGHEAD ("We are going to take things away from you for the common good" Hillary Clinton,Democrat)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. "



Ohhhhhhh I get it, were are suppose to anticipate what the word "sounds like" to these people, not just what things feeeeeeel like.

Fat chance. A democrat is a democrat is a democrat, and no "ic" on the end is going to change that. Well............maybe with a hypen and a K added. democrat-ICK!!


85 posted on 01/24/2007 9:32:59 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: SolidusRaccoon
"I don't get it, what has these loons so upset?"




I was trying to figure out the same thing, and haven't. I give up on that score, to try hard would be to enter their mentally disturbed minds, and that is a scary place!

I wouldn't mind if I were referred to as Party of the Republic, heck I like it. When their part was formed it was named Democrats, maybe we should call them what they really are instead, socialists and communists!

Rush is talking about it now!!
86 posted on 01/24/2007 9:36:00 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: RushCrush

Rush just brought it up again!


87 posted on 01/24/2007 9:36:06 AM PST by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: gate2wire; PJ-Comix
OK WHO IS THAT????
PJ Rush was talking about this just as I opened the thread.
He had a sound byte from Paul "the Forehead" Begala...
88 posted on 01/24/2007 9:38:46 AM PST by concretebob (Those that insist we can just feed the alligator will be eaten last.)
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To: Kerretarded

All true, but America is a Republic, not a Democracy, which the DUmmies refuse to face.


89 posted on 01/24/2007 9:40:03 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: LC HOGHEAD

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #969.


90 posted on 01/24/2007 9:56:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Are you just saying that because you know your wife will read this thread?

Naw. She doesn't read the DUFUs because they are in English. Also she has NO interest at all in politics.

91 posted on 01/24/2007 9:58:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: concretebob

Petra Verkaik-Playmate of the Month-Dec.'89.

(How's it going CB? Long time.)


92 posted on 01/24/2007 10:05:24 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Naw. She doesn't read the DUFUs because they are in English. Also she has NO interest at all in politics.

As far as YOU know...

BTW, I had to change my tagline...SM got tweeked at my use of the word "a**"....

93 posted on 01/24/2007 10:05:43 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my behind....)
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To: bcsco

I made my professor really mad once. I said that "progressive" was a euphemism.


94 posted on 01/24/2007 10:14:11 AM PST by ilovew (Anybody but Hillary '08)
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To: dirtbiker

One thing for sure. The wifey has absolutely NO interest in politics. On election night last November she even had to ask me who I was rooting for.


95 posted on 01/24/2007 10:18:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: ilovew
I made a fellow student totally PO'ed during my college orientation. I happened to follow some ditz that claimed she took a couple years off to "find herself".

I replied that I have not found the need to "find myself", since I never considered myself lost in the first place...

96 posted on 01/24/2007 10:20:07 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my behind....)
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To: ilovew
I made my professor really mad once.

Good for you. I love to get under their skin. I did that just yesterday with a cousin who claims to be GOP but sends the most derogatory emails about Bush imaginable. I went through the list of things he sent, rebutting them in turn, and then told him I'd pray for his anger.

It didn't take him long to respond and agree to take me off his anti-Bush list.

97 posted on 01/24/2007 10:20:25 AM PST by bcsco
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To: MadIvan
They should consider themselves lucky they're not called the Fascist party.

That's "Fascistic."

98 posted on 01/24/2007 10:22:14 AM PST by SoothingDave (Are you on the list?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Never underestimate a woman. That "no interest" guise may be a fake...


99 posted on 01/24/2007 10:23:03 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my behind....)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

Hey DUmmies get over it.

Democrat means a political party...of which you are one.

Democratic means you uphold the beliefs traditions and ideals set forth in the Conistitution of the U.S....of which you do NONE of the above.

Understand now?


100 posted on 01/24/2007 10:28:52 AM PST by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1st Sgt. Tim Millsap A Co, 70th Eng. Bn. 3rd Bde 1st AD K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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