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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-07 (Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

THAT DAMN BASTARD! "DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!"

[IT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!! SEND HIM TO THE HAGUE!!!]

that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."

[DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS. WE CONTROL YOUR NERVE ENDINGS! WE CONTROL YOUR TEMPER CENTER! WE CAN MANIPULATE YOU UP OR DOWN! ...And now to read the KOmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "Enough of this Democrat nonsense."]

Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]


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I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik. The horror started when I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack. I couldn't find it but I suddenly woke up and was relieved to find the waist pack next to my bed where I always keep it at night. Oddly enough I was initially very happy that my waist pack was found even though I had to leave Petra alone in that hotel room. Weird.

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1 posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP Heehee


3 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:33 AM PST by vlad335
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To: PJ-Comix

5


4 posted on 01/24/2007 5:55:47 AM PST by NeoCaveman (raise the wage, save the tuna)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


5 posted on 01/24/2007 5:56:16 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix

And I thought this was "No Name Calling Week"!


6 posted on 01/24/2007 5:59:30 AM PST by westmichman (The will of God always trumps the will of the people.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

I don't get it, what has these loons so upset?


7 posted on 01/24/2007 6:00:53 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix

I never knew it was an insult. Silly me. I must use it more.


8 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:16 AM PST by elc (Guns kill people the same way the spoon made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These nuts are truly insane.

Thanks for posting these, otherwise I'd have no idea what my sister is up to.


9 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:23 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.")
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To: PJ-Comix

"Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack."


You're crazy. :-)


10 posted on 01/24/2007 6:01:48 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Democrats aren't Democratic, they are narcissistic...

Do you think that will piss them off?

As for the dream...Get help...:-)


11 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:05 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: gate2wire

11?


12 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:08 AM PST by freedomlover (Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
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To: elc

"I never knew it was an insult. Silly me. I must use it more."


Same here. I'll make an extra effort to
use the term.


13 posted on 01/24/2007 6:04:08 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

Those funny democrats! It's like the word "liberal" - they find that insulting too - my "liberal" acquaintances always correct me & say they are "progressives".

LOL.


14 posted on 01/24/2007 6:05:46 AM PST by alicewonders
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Curious. They want to be called Democratic when they regard anyone who disagrees with them as evil; that doesn't sound very "democratic" to me.

They should consider themselves lucky they're not called the Fascist party.

Regards, Ivan

15 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:21 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Rush did a hilarious segment on this a few years ago, when the dems lost their majority, and Newtie and the boys began to use the term 'Democrat Party' correctly.

If the Dems use this party label as they want to, individual members of their party would need to be called 'democratics'.

I wish Rush would replay this. It had me in tears laughing.


16 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:35 AM PST by RushCrush (God Bless our fine military! Thank you for your service! We are forever indebted to you!)
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To: SolidusRaccoon
I don't get it, what has these loons so upset?

Well, you first have to realize these loons are perpetually ticked off. Since that's their normal state of mind they search for things to get even more angry about where they can get motivated enough to get out of bed and get on their computer.

So, today they're hacked off about democrat party vs democratic party. They fail to realize since they've allowed themselves to be known as democrats instead of say, democratics, it's only natural the name of their party gets shortened as it does.

Mainly though, they just have a pathological need for adrenaline.

17 posted on 01/24/2007 6:07:52 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix

"PJ, would you forget the d*mn fanny pack and get over here."

18 posted on 01/24/2007 6:08:19 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit"

Smells the same too.

19 posted on 01/24/2007 6:09:59 AM PST by Condor51 (The demoncRATs don't want another 'Vietnam' - they want another Dien Bien Phu.)
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To: alicewonders
Hmm so I guess Hillary will be referred as the Democratic Senator from NY instead of the Democrat Senator from NY.

I wish someone would listen and see how often the news media says Democratic rather than Democrat.

I think most of them refer to the later..

20 posted on 01/24/2007 6:11:38 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear.. on this good earth... I bid you stand! Men of the West!)
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