DUmmie FUnnies 09-18-06 ("Yesterday, I Bought a Gun")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Cheburashka]

This is like Bizarro Free Republic.
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Remove the word "like" from this sentence.

[Cheburashka]

I bought it for the day in my life when a war comes to my backdoor. I plan to keep it safe and very secure from my family and never intend to use it until either the Republican Army or the christians come knocking on my door."

This Einstein needs to be reminded that you only fight as well as you train.
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Why would we want to remind him of that?

[dirtbiker]

Oh wait, we'll have the big black L on our shoulder so we won't be able to buy ammo.

I thought it was a huge RED "L"...and it was on your FOREHEAD!!!

[dirtbiker]

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Another Warren Zevon fan, I presume? (Remember "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"?)

[dirtbiker]

This Einstein needs to be reminded that you only fight as well as you train.

--- Why would we want to remind him of that?

Because we know they will NEVER train, if it involved haul their ponderous a$$e$ from Momma basement to go outside.....into the sunlight.....and actually DO something physical....

[E Rocc]

-Eric

[Shooter 2.5]

Jeff Cooper related a story about some newbie who tried to return a rifle because it was broken and a part fell out. The buyer had the "broken" part and he showed it to the gunshop employee. It was the empty cartridge case.

[SolidusRaccoon]

Ask a DUmmie what's a bigger threat.

A: The Muslim with a bomb strapped to their chest screaming "KILL KILL THE INFIDEL, JIHAD, DEATH TO AMERICA"

B: The little old Christian lady across the street who never bothers anyone.

They will all say B, They want to vent their hate and anger of a "soft" target. They know the little old lady will never hurt them, that's why they attack and berate them. They don't have the courage to stand up and speak out against the true threats.

Just like all these "brave" and "risk taking" filmmakers who bash Christians, they know that no harm will come to them from their pieces of celluloid garbage. They know deep down they a Christian won't plunge a dagger into their chest. They are cowards, all of them. They just want fame and people to love them. They don't want to actually take risks and put their pampered lives at risk by even saying a negative word about Islam.

[N. Theknow]

DUmmies buying guns?

Can't be true!

No one mentioned a Guy Fawkes mask.

[CSM]

"Comparing these half assed Bush whiners to the fictional Wolverines is an insult."

They are "Wolverines" of the UofM variety! That is why I hate that friggin school in Ann Arbor! I really resent the fact that Notre Dame gave them the game this past Saturday. Oh, well, maybe Sparty or Buccy will knock them off their high horse.

[NeoCaveman]

You win the benburch joke prize for this thread.

It is a great honor to recieve this award. I'd like to thank my parents, my teachers, the academy, and the Lord above for giving me the strength and the perverse sense of humor needed to achieve this honor.

[Budge]

The perfect DUmmie side arm.

[Joe Brower]

Man alive, this is just too funny.

Go get 'em, PJ!

[EricT.]

Jeff Cooper related a story about some newbie who tried to return a rifle because it was broken and a part fell out. The buyer had the "broken" part and he showed it to the gunshop employee. It was the empty cartridge case.

LMAO!!! That is too funny.

[Dooderbutt]

This IS a joke, right?

There cannot be people living in this country that are THIS monumentally stupid. I thought it would take more brain cells than they seem to have to just breathe. These people are certifiably nutzo.

[from occupied ga]

There cannot be people living in this country that are THIS monumentally stupid. I thought it would take more brain cells than they seem to have to just breathe

You must have missed yesterday's thread on gun buy backs The stupidity of the people described there could be cut with a knife.

[Cheburashka]

And what use are well-trained DUmmies to us, exactly?

In case you didn't notice, this thread in DUmmieland is about getting a gun to shoot FReepers.

My preferred scenario during Civil War II (God forbid it should come to that) is:

1. FReeper comes into line of sight of DUmmie.

2. DUmmie sights on FReeper. DUmmie pulls trigger. A click. Nothing happens.

3. DUmmie thinks "D##n! What's wrong? It was supposed to go 'bang' and the FReeper was supposed to fall down!'"

4. DUmmie examines gun, and determines, that since he never fired the gun before, he had left the safety on.

5. Hopefully the FReeper heard the click in #2 above, and while #3 and #4 are happening looks in the direction of the noise, sees the DUmmie, and shoots him.

I realize that 99% of the DUmmies will never buy a gun, and most of those that do will decide to go to the bank and put it in his safe deposit box. By the time he remembers it and figures out he wants it, the bank will be closed and he won't be able to get it out, but you never know.

I repeat my question: and what use are well-trained DUmmies to us, exactly?

[beans36]

"Lesson #1- The end with the hole is the dangerous end."


Is that you, benburch?

[kimmie7]

4.5 FReeper retreats to a sheltered location to laugh his butt off at the DUmmie before moving on to #5.

[mnehring]

Have you ever noticed that whenever DUmmies talk about buying guns it is always hard to get or expensive models that are mostly found on movies? Methinks all of this is just a bunch of fantasy out of the mind of a 13 year old in front of his X-Box.