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And what use are well-trained DUmmies to us, exactly?

In case you didn't notice, this thread in DUmmieland is about getting a gun to shoot FReepers.

My preferred scenario during Civil War II (God forbid it should come to that) is:

1. FReeper comes into line of sight of DUmmie.

2. DUmmie sights on FReeper. DUmmie pulls trigger. A click. Nothing happens.

3. DUmmie thinks "D##n! What's wrong? It was supposed to go 'bang' and the FReeper was supposed to fall down!'"

4. DUmmie examines gun, and determines, that since he never fired the gun before, he had left the safety on.

5. Hopefully the FReeper heard the click in #2 above, and while #3 and #4 are happening looks in the direction of the noise, sees the DUmmie, and shoots him.

I realize that 99% of the DUmmies will never buy a gun, and most of those that do will decide to go to the bank and put it in his safe deposit box. By the time he remembers it and figures out he wants it, the bank will be closed and he won't be able to get it out, but you never know.

I repeat my question: and what use are well-trained DUmmies to us, exactly?