DUmmie FUnnies 09-11-06 ("The Path To 9/11" Enrages Left-Wing Blogosphere)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 11, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[KosmicKitty]

Let's face it. It's easier to declare war on a mouse than on a terrorist.

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

Especially when you're this delusional!

[Budge]

Keans' participation in this propoganda / revisionist history garbage...

"Revisionist history?" Where have these "know everything" fools been living?

[Talking_Mouse]

Thank you, Sir for your continued service. You are a hero.

[luvie]

[Sounds like you need a new DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

DUAC--
DUAC

[GoLightly]

Their mommy never told them that they might poke their eye out if they played with sharp objects.

[GoLightly]

LOL

[Congressman Billybob]

Your "trifecta" was useful. In the abstract, I used to think that DU was worse -- more infantile, more factually challenged -- than the other left-Dem websites. By putting these three side-by-side, you show that the other sites are as bad as DU. Just Huffington makes a serious effort to avoid foul language, while saying the same foul things.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article: "The Hazleton Case: the People vs. the ACLU"

Please see my most recent new statement on running for Congress, here.

[Not A Snowbird]

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

Just how old is this DUmmie? Twelve?

[Purrcival]

[Donald sang me a lullaby last night.]

Ummm...y'mean, THIS Donald?

Oohhhhhhhhh, wait a minute....THIS Donald!

[Fenris6]

Bakcfire. No one cared to watch the movie until the Left started throwing a temper tantrum over it. If I were a DU troll, I'd be whipping them up into a frenzy - shout it from the rooftops baby - ABC is going down. LOL.

[bray]

The irony of not being able to censor an even handed movie and calling them Nazis goes off the meter.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

[Purrcival]

These threads are just stunning in their hypocrisy. It's OK to hype FORGED documents about the President's TANG service and claim that it's the "seriousness of the charge" that counts, not whether or not the documents are valid. Ooooooh, but let someone question the actions of their precious "Big Dog", and there's hell to pay!

[Cheburashka]

One Dummie said they would not give out any candy to a kid wearing a Disney character costume on Halloween.

That will teach those Republicans a lesson. LOL
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And more candy for the DUmmie to eat.

Which is probably the real reason.

[Purrcival]

It's just oh-so-hard to press down on the Shift key to make a capital letter, so LET'S JUST MAKE THEM ALL CAPS!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ConservativeMind]

Hey liberals! What are all of you getting uptight over?

Everyone knows Rove planted bombs in the World Trade Center to make it fall. There were no true terrorists and nobody really died on those "supposed planes".

Everyone knows there are no real terrorists and that any fall guys we've seen or heard of are simple actors Carl Rove hired.

There's no need to get uptight, liberals. Reality will always keep you at arm's length.

[Cheburashka]

Has anyone ever calculated the average age of these lunatics?
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Mental age? 15, tops.

[Gordongekko909]

Jacked from bash.org:

Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P
aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
Lilly-> omg
Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
Hvatti> where can i find it
Tiger> hehe :D
aegis> at the left of your keyboard
Hvatti> ok thanx::
Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
Lilly-> aamm
aegis> apparently it didn't
Lilly-> lol
Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
aegis> yes
aegis> you have to release the shift.
Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
aegis> yep, just like that

[Darkwolf377]

I have comments to make about this, but really, why bother? These morons get all fired up over a TV show, but want a nuanced approach to actual terror; they claim Bush will institute a draft after THIS election, something they've been promising for the last three, even though the only people hwo've been pushing a draft are democrats; they show their REAL economic power is by not watching TV--soemthing they obviously do a LOT of, so well do they know the ratings and critical acclaim of specific shows.

Path to 9-11 may, in hindsight, be the ultimate political ju-jitsu--it's forcing the DUmmies to stumble all over themselves and look like censoring wackjobs, when if they'd just shut up the thing probably would have died in the ratings. But now, even people like me who didn't watch it have learned with undeniable certainty that the Democrat party is dying because the Michael Moore sensibility has completely taken over. No moderate with a brain would ever put this slobbering communist jackals take over Congress.

[Cheburashka]

That's the one. Now imagine if she had grown up in American society.
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She might have learned to smile. I know, it's unfair to base that on two pictures, but when they take your picture you're supposed to smile. But National Geographic had an twenty-whatever years article on her and how they finally found her again. I don't recall any pictures in it where she was smiling.

[Cheburashka]

Thank you for twenty one years of service to our country and twenty one years of protecting our (and my) freedom.