The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles - Cindy Sheehan White House Peace Protest

Peacemoonbeam.com ^ | September 24, 2005 | Peace Moonbeam

[veronica]

September 24, 2005

Washington DC

Hello from enemy territory! I’m in Washington DC with Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) where earlier this week we protested at the White House.

We marched down Pennsylvania Ave. singing songs of peace, some of us baring our breasts and genitals for peace, others doing bong hits for peace, and quite a few talking on cell phones for peace.

Cindy had this great idea to write a letter to President Hayseed demanding the withdrawal of all American troops from all countries, disbanding the military, and prison sentences and sensitivity training for any Christian or Jew who disrespects the Holy Q’uron. She then had the world’s most important people sign it at her TV pilot premier including Susan Sarandon, Michael Moore, and of course, Barbara Streisand. It was my idea to take it to Kinkos and have it enlarged to the size of a refrigerator so the cameras could get a clear shot of it.

The only problem was that every time the wind would gust the thing acted like an airplane wing and several of us would have to grab Cindy’s ankles as she became airborne. We were all embarrassed for her when the Fox cameras got that shot of her thong when she got especially high.

After reaching the White House we all said a hopeful prayer for its resident’s destruction and then followed that with some really cool peace chants, a lot of weeping, and some Frisbee throwing.

Unfortunately there was no sign of that little weasel Bush but there were lots of fascist military goons soldiers and pigs policemen standing around acting like they were all-powerful or something. They appeared to be looking for any excuse to beat, rape, and torture us like they did those freedom fighters enemy combatants at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. The several doobies I smoked before arriving did little to alleviate my fear in the presence of these bloodthirsty brutes.

Anyway, we handed the gigantic letter to a couple of nerdy neo-cons on the other side of the fence, and watched them take it inside. Finally getting our letter to George W. Warmonger was a great victory for all who love peace but later someone noticed it lying next to the trashcans at the side of the building. I personally paid Kinkos $84.23 for that giant letter and I'll bet those bozos didn't even bother to read it! It's so obvious they don't want peace.

I say next time we make the letter bigger. Much bigger.

Later.

[veronica]

FYI...

[Howlin]

The saddest part of this is that I believe one of them could write something just like this.

[veronica]

:)

[veronica]

Well, they are pretty steamed at Cindy over at Daily Kos. Her flippant attitiude about Rita made her some serious enemies, even among that whacko crowd.

[Howlin]

I must have missed that; what was her 'tude about Rita?

Can I guess -- that Rita was taking away from HER face time?

[ken5050]

Thanks for NOT posting pics of bare breasts and other assorted leftie genetalia..

BTW..if W really could control the weather..DC would have had 11" of rain yesterday..

[veronica]

Yep.

Cindy's Jealous of Rita (Sheehan mad her speech not getting as much PR as hurricane)

Check out my posting on that thread of the reactions her selfish little rant evoked at Kos. Here's one...

"31 Gang of One My comment still stands - just look at her photos. It's unseemly how she's puffed up when the cameras start pointing. THe Left will be sorry they picked her up. She'll be vicious when she's abandoned, past her shelf life."

[Howlin]

Oh cool........going to read it now......thanks!

[LA Conservative]

You forgot to mention the all you can eat abortion buffet set up by NARAL and Hillary Clintooon.

[Salem]

LOL!!

Oh, gosh, thanks for the link to this site. I haven't laughed like this, even with Slings and Arrows on his best day!

http://peacemoonbeam.com/aug%2031.html

The highlight of the day was a visit by the greatest president this country has every known, William Jefferson Clinton. Imagine my excitement when he told Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) he wished to personally visit with ME! There were many things I wished to share with him, not the least of which was my ideas on getting our troops out of Iraq and disbanding the army.

As we sat down to talk I felt a little faint due to the heat and he was nice enough to get me a Pepsi and an Advil or something. We started to chat but I guess the heat must have got to me because the next thing I knew I woke up 6 hours later behind a creosote bush with my pants on backward, reeking of Aqua Velva and no sign of Bill.

...I've gotta go to the first aid tent now and get this weird rash looked at.

[Hildy]

ROFLMAO!!! Ya know, I really try not to make fun of someone's looks to attack them on their views...but it's so difficult not to point out that Cindy Sheehan looks like a transvestite. She is BUTTTT UGGGLLLY!!!!!

[Shaka]

Freakshow! And even the MSM ignored this bunch of hippies and freaks.

Game,set and match!

[Adolph I]

If you look at it, Cindy Sheenan is not as stupid as one may think she is at first glance. After all she's lost a son in Iraq, and is making a career out of it. :)

[Presto]

Bumpty bump bump.

[veronica]

The other "essays" at the site are just as hilarious as this one....

[Norman Conquest]