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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-05 ("Roberts' eyes have no soul")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was inclined to support the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice to the Supreme Court but now the DUmmies have come up with a convincing reason not to allow him onto the court in this THREAD titled, "Roberts' eyes have no soul." Yup! Forget get any legal reasons as qualifications. Roberts' eyes have no soul so this is definitely the deal killer. Actually it is quite amusing to read all the reasons the DUmmiecrats have for keeping Roberts off the High Court. Ooooh! Oooooh! He hasn't experienced enough failure in his life! Sound like a mental case DUmmie? Actually it was Richard Cohen who came up with this gem in his Washington Post column. So let us read the unreasoned analysis by the DUmmies for keeping Roberts off the Supreme Court in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent who thinks Justice Ginsburg should have been kept off the Court for having thin souless ugly lips, is in the [brackets]:

Roberts' eyes have no soul.

[But his eyebrows are warm and fuzzy.]

They are empty. Take a close look. They are void of expression...look into them and it's as if they are endless. Empty. IMO, even though his eyes are physically appealing, there is something about them that is chilling. Check it out.

[Son of Satan or Son of Sam?]

What I don't care for.. ...is that he keeps doing the pursed-lips tight-eyebrows look...not unlike the president does when you know there's very little or nothing going on in his head. Not sure if it's meant to look humble or innocent or what, but it's bothersome to me.

[Yeah, that plus the ear twitching is enough to keep Roberts off the High Court.]

The dead eyes of a shark?

[Or the DUmmie Coyote who constantly gets the Acme Co. packages exploding in his face.]

Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and does not extend to his eyes at all.He can sit their like that all day cause he knows he does not have to answer anything, and he walks into the job...he has been promised.My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

[What does your girl radar tell you about the phony smile of Hillary coupled with her Killer Shark eyes?]

I think it's premature to be saying that Roberts is souless.

[I say let's go ahead and jump to conclusions as always.]

I think Roberts and Bush are programmed. What else can it be? Unless......

[No "unless." They are obviously programmed by Karl Rove.]

I'm not sure it helps us who are progressive to be making superficial... judgments of our opponents. I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."Let's hit Roberts on his positions.

[No. I say we go with the DUmmie flow and stick with the superficial crap.]

It is simply an observation. And no...I strongly disagree. Your eyes are the windows to what is inside...When I see vacancy...it is of concern to me.

[There is a permanent Vacancy sign at the DUmmieland Motel.]

He has those cold watery eyes you're right. He's really spooky, gives me chills up my spine.

[Just wait until John Roberts bites your neck.]

thus begins the reign of the shark people.

[Deep beneath the surface of the earth there exists a race of tiny shark people.]

I'm more worried about his aura.

[Aura vs Soulessness? Which will keep Roberts off the Supreme Court?]

I'm sorry guys, but I don't hate him I saw him on TV today and he didn't seem inherently evil or that he was trying to be anything but himself.Please, tell me why we should hate this man, and not because Shrub appointed him, that's not the best reason I'm sure.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dummies; johnroberts; whassup
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To: PJ-Comix

top 100?


121 posted on 09/14/2005 2:48:40 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: confederacy of dunces; PJ-Comix
Well, look who’s taking the photos!

It’s . . . Leaky Leahy!


122 posted on 09/14/2005 2:48:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (This story has legs.)
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To: radioproducer

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #731, to the BIGGEST PING LIST on the FR. I saw your request to join on the other thread.


123 posted on 09/14/2005 2:50:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: justshutupandtakeit
OMG he bit a lip off. Sharks have NO lips Eeeeeee.


124 posted on 09/14/2005 2:54:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Chief Jawstice Roberts.)
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To: cripplecreek

"Still cold, still watery. Good!"

125 posted on 09/14/2005 2:57:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Chief Jawstice Roberts.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LoL


126 posted on 09/14/2005 3:01:40 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: whomever

Does anybody remember Hypno Toad from Futurama?


127 posted on 09/14/2005 3:16:57 PM PDT by SixStringSlinger
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To: Charles Henrickson

"She's got legs" "She knows how to use them..."

128 posted on 09/14/2005 3:20:12 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: PJ-Comix

No, I didn't see it, but it sounds every bit as crass -- and wickedly funny -- as usual.


129 posted on 09/14/2005 3:24:49 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All

Since I didn't get around to pinging this thread until today, I will let it ride until tomorrow when I will do a new DUFU. BTW, I am expecting to read DUmmie conspiracy theories as to the timing of the SF Judge ruling on the Pledge of Allegiance. I bet they think Karl Rove manipulated the ruling.


130 posted on 09/14/2005 3:38:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Even the title is so wierd.

Call me a shallow Freeperette, but I think Roberts has gorgeous eyes.


131 posted on 09/14/2005 3:55:12 PM PDT by najida (So, I said to myself -Self, I really think shrimp heads in the flower pots as compost is a bit much!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Too much information! You really have a bunch of nutjobs that hang out at that library, don't ya!


132 posted on 09/14/2005 3:55:40 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS AMERICA--AND GOD BLESS OUR MILITARY--WHO HAVE OUR BACKS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL yeah
sick.
funny.
very sick
very funny
lol


133 posted on 09/14/2005 4:05:11 PM PDT by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think I've finally figured out who John Robert's reminds me of as far as resemblance goes:


134 posted on 09/14/2005 4:05:47 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Heck JP I didn't know liberals believed in the soul.


135 posted on 09/14/2005 4:07:58 PM PDT by mware (Keeper of the I's)
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To: The KG9 Kid
Let's hope Biden isn't challenging him to a duel!


136 posted on 09/14/2005 4:10:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Duel aware.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
His eyes look not-so-bloodshot today.

I suspect that Teddy alcohol vapors got to Roberts eyes.

137 posted on 09/14/2005 4:14:26 PM PDT by mware (Keeper of the I's)
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To: LUV W

Here is ANOTHER incredible library computer story that happened just a few minutes ago. What happened is that I had a book auction closing on eBay at 7:11. One of the bidders e-mailed me earlier and asked if she could pick it up locally so I told her where in the computer room of FAU I would be and what I would be wearing. Well, she won the auction at 7:11 and at 7:18 she showed up with the cash payment so I gave her the book. And I already gave her positive feedback for her incredibly quick payment.


138 posted on 09/14/2005 4:21:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Any way to check to see if Jefferson is one of Roberts' ancestors? It wouldn't surprise me.


139 posted on 09/14/2005 4:23:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It looks like he is squinching my skull... ouch.


140 posted on 09/14/2005 4:41:43 PM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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