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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-05 ("Roberts' eyes have no soul")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was inclined to support the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice to the Supreme Court but now the DUmmies have come up with a convincing reason not to allow him onto the court in this THREAD titled, "Roberts' eyes have no soul." Yup! Forget get any legal reasons as qualifications. Roberts' eyes have no soul so this is definitely the deal killer. Actually it is quite amusing to read all the reasons the DUmmiecrats have for keeping Roberts off the High Court. Ooooh! Oooooh! He hasn't experienced enough failure in his life! Sound like a mental case DUmmie? Actually it was Richard Cohen who came up with this gem in his Washington Post column. So let us read the unreasoned analysis by the DUmmies for keeping Roberts off the Supreme Court in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent who thinks Justice Ginsburg should have been kept off the Court for having thin souless ugly lips, is in the [brackets]:

Roberts' eyes have no soul.

[But his eyebrows are warm and fuzzy.]

They are empty. Take a close look. They are void of expression...look into them and it's as if they are endless. Empty. IMO, even though his eyes are physically appealing, there is something about them that is chilling. Check it out.

[Son of Satan or Son of Sam?]

What I don't care for.. ...is that he keeps doing the pursed-lips tight-eyebrows look...not unlike the president does when you know there's very little or nothing going on in his head. Not sure if it's meant to look humble or innocent or what, but it's bothersome to me.

[Yeah, that plus the ear twitching is enough to keep Roberts off the High Court.]

The dead eyes of a shark?

[Or the DUmmie Coyote who constantly gets the Acme Co. packages exploding in his face.]

Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and does not extend to his eyes at all.He can sit their like that all day cause he knows he does not have to answer anything, and he walks into the job...he has been promised.My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

[What does your girl radar tell you about the phony smile of Hillary coupled with her Killer Shark eyes?]

I think it's premature to be saying that Roberts is souless.

[I say let's go ahead and jump to conclusions as always.]

I think Roberts and Bush are programmed. What else can it be? Unless......

[No "unless." They are obviously programmed by Karl Rove.]

I'm not sure it helps us who are progressive to be making superficial... judgments of our opponents. I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."Let's hit Roberts on his positions.

[No. I say we go with the DUmmie flow and stick with the superficial crap.]

It is simply an observation. And no...I strongly disagree. Your eyes are the windows to what is inside...When I see vacancy...it is of concern to me.

[There is a permanent Vacancy sign at the DUmmieland Motel.]

He has those cold watery eyes you're right. He's really spooky, gives me chills up my spine.

[Just wait until John Roberts bites your neck.]

thus begins the reign of the shark people.

[Deep beneath the surface of the earth there exists a race of tiny shark people.]

I'm more worried about his aura.

[Aura vs Soulessness? Which will keep Roberts off the Supreme Court?]

I'm sorry guys, but I don't hate him I saw him on TV today and he didn't seem inherently evil or that he was trying to be anything but himself.Please, tell me why we should hate this man, and not because Shrub appointed him, that's not the best reason I'm sure.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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KEYWORDS: du; dummies; johnroberts; whassup
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Time away from the DUFUs has been beneficial in that I am able to think about the upcoming DUFU Podcast and Vodcast. For the Podcast, I am thinking of cohosting with a Loopy Liberal Chick that I know for the sake of dramatic tension. For the Vodcast which I ultimately want to do I would like to take advantage of South Florida's natural resources and fill the screen with lots of hot nekkid or near nekkid chicks. Maybe even do some of the show from a jacuzzi filled with the same women. I know lots of women who would JUMP at any chance to get into Showbiz in any form possible. Plus I think doing a current events comedy/humor show with lots of hot looking women would definitely attract a big audience. I am thinking that a lot of folks who don't care at all about politics would watch such a Vodcast just to drool over the women. What do you think? I am open to suggestions.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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1st?


2 posted on 09/13/2005 5:05:28 PM PDT by kingu (Draft Fmr Senator Fred Thompson for '08.)
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3 posted on 09/13/2005 5:05:45 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
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Roberts' eyes have no soul.

No, but his shoes do.

4 posted on 09/13/2005 5:07:56 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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I am thinking that a lot of folks who don't care at all about politics would watch such a Vodcast just to drool over the women. What do you think? I am open to suggestions.

Hot chicks in a hot tub, and in the background a large banner of Lil Beaver.

5 posted on 09/13/2005 5:08:00 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
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I think Roberts has a vision problem.

The Dems are insensitive to visually handicapped people.

6 posted on 09/13/2005 5:13:35 PM PDT by syriacus (All streets in NOLA are named "Blame St." Katrina showed the WORLD the cesspool of LA politics.)
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Take a close look.

OK.

Nice flattering picture, Reuters. Why don't you do the same with Ted the Swimmer?

On second thought, don't.

7 posted on 09/13/2005 5:15:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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You could someday be as successful as Jon Stewart!


8 posted on 09/13/2005 5:15:06 PM PDT by PatriotGirl827 (God Bless America and Our Troops !)
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9 posted on 09/13/2005 5:15:10 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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"Roberts' eyes have no soul"

Roberts eyes have PLENTY of soul.

Now if you want soulless, dead, evil eyes, you will have to check out Hillary as a young fiend.


10 posted on 09/13/2005 5:16:42 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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The eyes look OK, but what happened to one of his lips?


11 posted on 09/13/2005 5:16:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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Roberts' eyes have no soul.

Let's just give the next nominee an eye test.

12 posted on 09/13/2005 5:16:54 PM PDT by Mr.Unique (Back in the day...)
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Top Baker's Dozen?


13 posted on 09/13/2005 5:17:25 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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Nice, crinkly, friendly eyes:


14 posted on 09/13/2005 5:18:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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Now AP's doing the exttreme close-ups:


15 posted on 09/13/2005 5:19:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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ib4 the ping


16 posted on 09/13/2005 5:21:06 PM PDT by granite (I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.)
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To: PatriotGirl827
You could someday be as successful as Jon Stewart!

I got my inspiration for Dom Raul of "El Gordo Y La Flaca" and Dom Francisco from "Sabado Gigante." Both appear to actually ENJOY themselves and also be surrounded with lots of hot women. Have you noticed how deadly serious the Network Talk Shows have become? Jack Leno would faint if a nekkid women walked onto his stage. Chris Matthews appears to be eternally miserably. Even Bill O'Reilly doesn't seem too happy. And all of them are frightened by the accusation of being sexist if they ever had sparsely clad hot looking women on their shows.

17 posted on 09/13/2005 5:21:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What did John Roberts ever do to Reuters?

Oh, I forgot. He's a Republican nominee.

18 posted on 09/13/2005 5:22:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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Aren't most of these bozoids atheists? What's all this claptrap about "soul"?

Now, THIS guy had soul...


19 posted on 09/13/2005 5:23:50 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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This is better, from AFP:


20 posted on 09/13/2005 5:24:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eye exam.)
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