Posted on 06/15/2005 5:39:37 PM PDT by writer33
New York—In what seemed to be a shrewd podcast move by conservative political hack, Rush Limbaugh, now appears isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Even though the podcast is reportedly delivering audio content to iPods and other portable media players on demand, so users can listen to the talk or music whenever they want to, there is trouble brewing at the EIB studios.
It is said that the podcast essentially can turn anyone with the right equipment into a personal radio station, and according to Limbaugh, is spreading rapidly because of the growing popularity of MP3 players and the desire for content beyond what is offered on commercial radio.
So, after 2 weeks of hype by the ‘Menace of Missouri,’ the Institute for Conspiracies in America (ICIA) has found something dreadfully wrong with the system. The ICIA has learned that when playing the entire Rush Limbaugh podcast backwards, satanic messages can be heard. The shocking news emerged from the institute after several days and nights of non-stop listening to the daily 3-hour shows.
According to the ICIA’s president, Michael Moore, the message, “Rush Limbaugh is the devil,” repeated itself several times during the three hour program. “This explains a lot,” noted Moore. “I’ve always known Limbaugh was evil, but now I know how he managed to cast his spell over 20 million listeners. I’ve uncovered his secret now. The bum’s finished!”
The disturbing news made its way to Capitol Hill, upsetting many of the Republicans in the U.S. Senate, and leaving the future of the podcast in doubt. “I don’t care how popular this is,” said Sen. John McCain, D-CA. “We may need a Congressional hearing on this matter. It might be time for some broadcasting pink slips. Limbaugh’s become more and more extreme. Something’s got to be done!”
“Disturbing isn’t the word,” said Sen. Susan Collins, R-ME. “You won’t hear the words Rush Limbaugh uttered from my lips or anyone in my office at all.”
“Rush has really backed us into a corner again,” muttered Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-ME. “Coming from a reputable source like Michael Moore, I can’t see how he can continue to podcast or broadcast anymore.”
The discovery of the satanic messages on the Rush Limbaugh podcast has created a firestorm throughout the media and in Washington. The results of the 96-hour study and vigil by film maker and ICIA’s president Michael Moore has left serious doubts about Limbaugh’s radio career, involving the conservative community in yet another scandal.
“It really wasn’t that difficult to find,” stated Michael Moore. “After downloading the podcast in my basement, I burned it on disc. Ninety-six hours and 3 pots of coffee later, I was hearing the words, ‘Rush Limbaugh is the devil.’ Talent on loan from God my eye! And this is the voice of morality on the radio? What a joke!”
Michael Moore has remarked that he will continue his research, delving deep into Limbaugh’s broadcasts, convinced that there are links to the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan and the war for oil buried deep within the confounds of the podcast.
“It’s just a matter of time before I link Limbaugh and Bush and the War on Terror. Soon after, impeachment proceedings will begin,” fired Michael Moore. “It’s only just begun. Time for the sequel to Farenheit 911!"
With yet another impending disaster looming over conservative America, only one more question remains. Is Rush Limbaugh all he’s cracked up to be and was the podcasting really worth it?
You had me going for a minute, even though I should know better. Funny stuff!
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Thanks for reading.
I usually get to a point where it gets so absurd that people catch themselves and realize it's satire.
You can count on it!
Thanks for reading, NM.
Great read writer33. The only small bone of contention I have is that McCain is from Az.
...But Kudos--I laughed for quite a while.
Yeah, Libloather caught that one too. That makes two people. Yep. It's Republican from Arizona, but he might as well be a dem and from California, because he isn't representing any of his constituency in Arizona. :)
Uh oh, I better cancel my 24/7 :^}
Glad you enjoyed it, TT. Thanks for reading.
Excellent read! thanks for Ping...
BTTT!!!!!!!!
Pretty good. You had me for 2 paragraphs...
Glad you enjoyed it, DC. Thanks for reading.
Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.
Glad you enjoyed it, HeadOn. Thanks for reading.
Ya can't have to many Demons ~ Bump!
Thanks for the bump.
Cast the Demons from the Pods ~ Bump!
To a lot of Democrats, when you play it forwards, you're hearing the voice of the Devil himself.
Did you know that there is now software to automatically add the Rush Limbaugh podcast to your iTunes library?
Now you can listen to the backwards satanic messages without any effort. Just download the "Rush2Pod" software from http://www.rush2pod.com
Happy listening.
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