DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]

[CAluvdubya]

Then you can appreciate my Bill the Cat cartoon avatar. :)

otherwise, what stirred you up?

[ReeWalker]

Then you can appreciate my Bill the Cat cartoon avatar. :) otherwise, what stirred you up?

didn't make it to the drug store today....I've been off my meds for 2 days...I'm just real hyper...my brain is runnin about 500 MPH

[Duke Nukum]

I'm envious!

[luvie]

Sweet, huh!

[Duke Nukum]

It certainly is! It's almost like you have your own private Bat Signal.

[luvie]

More like a FRED signal don't you think? LOL! I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop into the DUmpster!...and waiting......and waiting......

[ReeWalker]

bookmark

[luvie]

Thanks--have done! Too hard to find otherwise! LOL!

[CAluvdubya]

Is it okay to ask about the Fred references? I never know if I just missed a post long ago or not.

[luvie]

Well, I hope I am not wrong--it will be embarrassing, but I am pretty sure that Fred is that beautiful buzzard that Frank pictures when he posts a DUmmie Alert! If it wasn't, it is now! LOL!

[CAluvdubya]

Funny! I thought it had to do with Frank. your explanation rings a bell, but lately there is just too much to remember. :)

[gardencatz]

Well, I've spent the day DUmpster diving to see if I could fill in some missing gaps in the timeline. I feel like I've escaped from an insane asylum. The number of conspiracy theories those people believe in just boggles the mind. Anyone coming on to one of those posts trying to be rational is set upon by a pack of rabid dogs. Those folks truly believe Bush is responsible for the anthrax mailings. Evidently, the reporter that died was doing an expose on the Bush twins. Bush is bisexual and a homophobe depending, evidently, what day of the week it is. They're absolutely enamoured with seeing images of their silly little protests in the media. They seem convinced that normal people are going to actually be convinced by fuschia-haired, overly pierced morons carrying BUSH=HITLER signs. They honestly believe (and this just shows their level of delusion) the majority of the military voted for Kerry and all of us Freepers over here who support the war and the troops don't have friends or family over there fighting. You'd think everyone in Afghanistan and Iraq is a dumocrat if you listened to them...except since they don't believe in violence or guns the war on terror would be over by now cuz they'd all be dead. They hate the Swifties with almost as much passion as they hate Bush...it's such a deep hatred it's almost scary. They're obsessed with exit polls...there must be hundreds of threads devoted to exit poll data...like everyone emerging from their polling place is going to lie on their ballot but tell the truth to some college student holding a clipboard. They've busied themselves with going through reams and reams of voter roles...Lord knows why...I think they believe they can glean voter intent from them. They desparately look for any detail that might be an impeachable offense. Congressman Conyer is just as nutty as they are...to anyone here who's represented by him, you have my deepest sympathy. I thought Ron Wyden was bad, but he looks positively conservative next to that loon. Despite all this (and honestly, this is a VERY SMALL portion of the Altered Estates of DU) they actually believe the majority of Americans are on "their" side and that we're afraid to face reality. I think I need a bath AND a shower.

Cindie

[luvie]

Cool song!

[luvie]

Yes, there is too much to remember. I have gotten so far behind. I have to just take it all in blocks that I can read in a little while or my head wants to explode. Now, I think we are in the lull before the next storm! Good time to play catch-up!

[jennyjenny]

I think I need a bath AND a shower.

Add some tomato juice to your bath water too. It helps with the smell.

[CAluvdubya]

Step away from the DUmp. Slowly now...one step at a time. Come Back from the dark side. look for the light, we're here reaching out to you. Grab onto our hands. There, we've got you.....Welcome back, gardencatz! LOL

Seriously, I don't get how they think. Especially about our troops.

[Charles Henrickson]

Were there any DU postings today by:

Andy_Stephenson
sfexpat2000
goodboy
termite

I did see a couple of postings by Will Pitt, on a pro-homosexual thread he started. Did he do any other posting?

[Purrcival]

LOL - have you visited the Astrology forum in the DUmp lately? There was one thread talking about "something" that one of the self-proclaimed DUmmie psychics "picked up" about Cliff Arnebeck, that he will win a "very big" case dealing with the election (more "fraud" garbage), December timeframe. This DUmmie asks if any of the other psychics "picked up" anything like that.

Another DUmmie in the thread said that he/she/it had done a tarot card reading after the election, and that he/she/it saw the Bush "regime" falling (not immediately). He/she/it said that although the reading didn't show Kerry in the White House, it showed things playing out in the courts and a "big turnaround" in the media, as well.

<*yawn*> Another variation on the "I Belieeeeeeeeeve" threads.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x7595

[sharkhawk]

Actually I saw two things at the DUmp that truly astonished me. First on a thread on Zimbabwe they had people on there defending Mugabe and if the people starving were the price to be paid for kicking the out whitey thats ok with them.

Secondly, the mother charged with allowing two men to rape her daughter and best friend wasn't really guilty of anything.

I swear I need to throw my computer in the tub after each time I go over there.

[Purrcival]

HAH! This gets better. Post 4 in this thread, courtesy of DUmmie "kineta". Is this goofy, or what?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x7595

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kineta (288 posts) Sun May-22-05 03:22 AM
Response to Reply #3

4. ps


here is part of the reading (which i did on 11/10/04), and i posted on this forum back in november:

The 8 of swords in the 10th very much indicates foul play concerning the election – it is a card representing interference. I also see it as an indication of the Bush administration eventually being caught, even people going to prison. Although I’m not entirely sure if this will happen in time for Kerry to become president. The King of Cups in the 11th might represent Kerry, or someone else who is appointed after the 9 & 8 of swords plays out. I think the 9 of swords in the 9th indicates some very painful court cases – perhaps with all the current media inattention, when the criminality of the Bush administration comes to light, in court, a lot of people may become very disillusioned and upset. It could even be the international court. Things might really crumble for them.

Economically, I’m thinking that things won’t be so bad. The 3 of pentacles in the 4th house leads me to believe that unemployment will stay pretty low and The Star in the 8th makes me think that even though there is talk of countries selling off US debt that this won’t manifest. I am a little confused by the Page of Wands & Page of Swords in the 2nd and 6th respectively. What I’m thinking this might mean is that the way people begin to frame the deficit and taxes will be in terms of young people and future generations: “the birth tax” as George Lakoff put it. I think this will be pushed in the news quite a bit.

I find the Ace of Cups in the 3rd interesting. On one hand I see this as very positive, the media kind of redeeming itself. But at the same time this was one of those instances where the image looked like something else – the rider-waite deck shows a hand holding a cup with 5 streams flowing from it. I got the impression of one central agency disseminating information that flowed out in seemingly different streams, and almost sugar coating things. I think that both these interpretations might be possible.

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