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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: CAluvdubya
I'm taking it as a sign that the laundry needs to be done. LOL

Well when you're done there, come on up tp the ranch. "Toots" is on vacation and has left me here to fend for myself. I can always use an extra hand and I'm lousy at laundry......LOL Check out my home page. This is pretty much paradise!

721 posted on 06/02/2005 8:53:32 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Tell the Doc he'll have to wait, you have more pressing responsibilities......LOL

BTW, two reasons why my BP plummeted in just 3 weeks. One was the BP pills which fortunately have had NO side effects PLUS doing more exercise. According to the nurse, just a half hour per day of brisk walking is all you need to keep BP down (with the pills).

722 posted on 06/02/2005 8:54:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Tonight I will be submitting my questions to the office of the vice president and WILL be receiving written answers via email tomorrow afternoon some time. I have sought legal advise to craft as many questions as possible that will not require a hipaa violation for answers. As this site will probably not be hosting this discussion I will arrange for the "document"" (lol) to be prominently posted elsewhere.

He is welcome to post it here on the DUFUs.

723 posted on 06/02/2005 9:01:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
One was the BP pills which fortunately have had NO side effects PLUS doing more exercise
 
What did they put you on? I've been on Atenolol for about 5 years. My BP is still borderline. Low number is still in the upper 80's.........I stick with the Atenolol because of the "no side effects". He has been threatening to put me on something more drastic but I have been resisting.

724 posted on 06/02/2005 9:05:26 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: PJ-Comix
He is welcome to post it here on the DUFUs
 
Who's doing this, Scamdy?

725 posted on 06/02/2005 9:07:37 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: PJ-Comix; KJC1
I think it would be hard for Andyliners to show up here because we wouldn't let them divert us into a flamefest. We wouldn't let them divert us, period.

In fact, I think it would be hard for a lot of either the DUmmies or the CUssies to show up here, for no other reason than our language standards.

726 posted on 06/02/2005 9:13:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUpe abides.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
it would be hard for a lot of either the DUmmies or the CUssies to show up here, for no other reason than our language standards.
 
You can always tell people who have no class. If you can't get your point across without all the four letter words, you don't really have clue anyway.
 
One of the reasons it sets FR apart from all the boards on the net. It must appeal to the majority, since FR has the largest membership on the net for a political site.
 
And I'm "darned" proud to be a member!

727 posted on 06/02/2005 9:19:51 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: SCALEMAN
This is like the Clinton era. Every Dumbocrat in the nation knew he was a lieing scumbag, but no one would give him up, because he is one of theirs. To do so will admit that their heros have clay feet.

Also like the Alger Hiss case. When Hiss died, Tom Brokaw said that Hiss was finally proven to be INNOCENT based on some documents revealed by an ex-KGB guy. Then Brokaw the very next day had to RETRACT his statement about Hiss because those documents proved NOTHING. Hiss was guilty. In fact, even Tim Russert recently said that right after Yalta, when the American group traveled home, Hiss secretly went to Moscow to receive an award for the help he gave the Soviets. However, for years Liberals screeched that Alger Hiss HAD to be innocent.

728 posted on 06/02/2005 9:26:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
"CUssies", lol!

The worst flamefests on CU were caused by the moderators. I've never seen anything like it before, and I don't care to see it again! That place is no better than DU as far as the Andy situation, prohibiting any further discussion of the topic. They sure rode around on their high horses about "free speech" and that silly Thunderdome, "down and dirty and no holds barred!" Just don't talk about Andy...lol.

And the "stick around, post on other topics" was absurd. I don't want mods or other posters telling me where I should be posting. They taunted and slammed us repeatedly for joining their forum, and they think that makes people want to stick around?!

Here on FR, I've posted almost exclusively to the DUFUS for the last couple of weeks and no one here has given me a hard time about it. Thank God!

729 posted on 06/02/2005 9:30:13 AM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: Duke Nukum
I briefly wondered what would happen if you went so far undercover in DUmmie land you actually became one of them!

I'm wondering if Pied Piper Pitt went so far undercover with Andie that he became one of "them." That would explain the mysterious hold that Scamdy seems to have over Pitt.

730 posted on 06/02/2005 9:30:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
simply so that I could have the pleasure of having as my wife the delightful Clare Booth Luce.

I'll be honest with you. After you started mentioning Clare Booth Luce, I've looked at several pics of her and gotten absolutely NO schwing alerts. Are there any pics of Clare Booth Luce in a thong bikini? Maybe that could do the trick.

731 posted on 06/02/2005 9:34:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
What did they put you on? I've been on Atenolol for about 5 years. My BP is still borderline. Low number is still in the upper 80's.........I stick with the Atenolol because of the "no side effects". He has been threatening to put me on something more drastic but I have been resisting.

I'm on Lisinopril. I think it is a Beta Blocker. Anyway I was scared of taking any sort of BP pills because a couple of years ago a friend of mine suffered HORRIBLE side effects from his BP pills. Extreme dizziness, unable to sleep, couldn't drive his car, plus he thought his talleywhacker went dead permanently. BTW, you also NEED to walk at least a half hour per day. That is very important.

732 posted on 06/02/2005 9:54:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: KJC1
You're 100% correct. I couldn't believe they were telling people they couldn't be real members because they hadn't posted on any other thread. The Mods caused most of the problems, talking back and forth to each other and pretending they were above it all. They caused the "flaming" and the Dome was a joke. The language didn't bother me, it's just that it was used for know purpose.

I have never seen Mods spend so much time telling everybody how hard they worked and patting each other on the back. Maybe, if they had stayed out of it they wouldn't have had so much to clean up.

In the end they used us and we used them. The difference is they could have picked up members if they hadn't spent their time antagonizing us and kissing DUmmy rear end.
733 posted on 06/02/2005 9:56:36 AM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: All

Well, I'm all caught up now. Time for some lunch and then will see about doing some DUFUing IF there is something in DUmmieland about the Andy Scam.


734 posted on 06/02/2005 9:58:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

My dog takes Atenolol for his blood pressure too. He also takes something called Norvasc. I didn't even know there were side effects from taking them. Of course he can't exactly tell me he's having side effects.

I do remember somebody telling me Atenolol can make you sleepy but I guess you get use to eventually.

Anyway, I think it's funny that dogs are taking the same medicine as people.


735 posted on 06/02/2005 10:02:53 AM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: beandog
I'm beginning to think that dis"Gruntled" was actually a CU'er, maybe Scott, which is why he was allowed to get away with so much. I remember him saying he gave money to Scamdy and then talked to Scamdy on the phone. After talking to Scamdy on the phone his attitude changed. What a perfect way to get crap out and not have to sully your real CU name. None of us know what was going on behind the scenes. Anyway, that's my two cents.

You are not alone, I was thinking Gruntled was a CUer with a new name, I wondered if it was Scott although Scott did post some in the same threads as Gruntled.

736 posted on 06/02/2005 10:03:36 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: PJ-Comix
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BTW, you also NEED to walk at least a half hour per day. That is very important.

 
Runnin the ranch takes about a 6 mile hike pretty much every day. Plus the Ranch boss (Sierra the malamute) and the ranch protector in training (Dixie the lab), have to walk out to the pond every day to make sure our waterfowl nursery still has plenty of water in it........LOL  It's about a mile round trip. We have no problem with the walking part of it. Heh,heh

737 posted on 06/02/2005 10:03:45 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: beandog

I actually signed up over there and then I read the thread you are referring to. There is no way in hell I will be posting at that site. From the little I ahve sen of either, it is no different than DUmmieland except one is left and one is right. It was like a bunch of little kids playing with a magnifying glass and ants....they were just there to mess with the new people there and to throw their supposed insults at them. Freaking pathetic!!! Thank God for FR!


738 posted on 06/02/2005 10:04:07 AM PDT by mozrock (Is progressive American a euphemism for communist?)
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To: beandog
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My dog takes Atenolol for his blood pressure too
 
WOOF!

739 posted on 06/02/2005 10:06:08 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Finally caught up!

I've added the new check(s) to photobucket (link on my profile page).

740 posted on 06/02/2005 10:10:01 AM PDT by Misty Memory (The Grace Goodhue Coolidge of FR as designated by franksolich)
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