Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Loved that movie.
"I don't need you, I don't need anything, except this chair...
and this paddleball game...
and this lamp..."
~Mark~
Good morning Ree, all.>p?Is savage enjoying FR?
I.e., the "Deep Throat"--better, "DUpe Throat"--of Undiegate.
Pitt came close once, but then reverted to being a Useful Pundidiot for UndieCo.
I don't think Will "The Pitt and the Ponderous" Pitt is an intentional co-conspirator. I think he is a naive DUpe, and UndieCo used his ego to manipulate him for their purposes: "Will, we need you to get the word out! To get the truth out! You write so well!" And then when some DUmmies began to raise questions, the Andyliners would pounce on them and say, "Well, I trust Will Pitt!"
But Pitt's ego and sense of self-importance and his self-image as a "journalist" could cause him eventually to pipe up, so as not to lose what little reputation he has left, so as not to become permanently the complete laughingstock he currently is.
Make it an even 50,000.
LOL at your "poll"!
He's been reading some...Let's just say he's "a little gun shy" about posting...If he's posts much it will have to be on the weekends...He's putting in 12+ hours at work daily...
OT I just got a Fox alert email about what the Runaway Bride plead to. I struck me that she will forever be The Runaway Bride. It is her name now. I would hate to go through life being known as that! LOL
Okay, thank you for this commercial break, now back to Scamdy!
Good morning. What total garbage. Seems to me the people here did all the investigative work on this. CU just used us for their amusement. The only reason we had to go to CU was because the scammers refused to come here where we wouldn't have let them off the hook. If the threads changed in nature it was for two reasons. One was more Dummies appeared with their lies and the second was the Mods started treating the DUmmies like royalty.
I'm beginning to think that dis"Gruntled" was actually a CU'er, maybe Scott, which is why he was allowed to get away with so much. I remember him saying he gave money to Scamdy and then talked to Scamdy on the phone. After talking to Scamdy on the phone his attitude changed. What a perfect way to get crap out and not have to sully your real CU name. None of us know what was going on behind the scenes. Anyway, that's my two cents.
Good thing you revealed you were a girl. Otherwise, just ick. ;-)
SD
LOL. It must have been late when I typed that, otherwise I would have known that I should have chosen my words more carefully.
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Good morning, everyone. Phew, I'm finally caught up on this thread!
I see what you're saying, however, all that shows is that the carbon (customer) copy is not exactly aligned with the original actual check. The number of asterisks are the same.
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8106&page=3&pp=25
But yes, after counting those asterisks repeatedly, I probably DO need an eye exam.
It's likely those that bring it up are probably just annoying other people too. Perhaps you need to come up with a prepared response so that the next time they bring something up, you can hand them their butt on a plate, politely of course!
I'm taking it as a sign that the laundry needs to be done. LOL
WOO-HOO! I just got a great (belated by 2 days) birthday present. Went to the doctor this AM and my Blood Pressure went from severe hypertension 3 weeks ago to just 134/77 this morning. If you know BP then that number is NORMAL. Also they didn't say anything about the blood tests and the EKG they performed so I guess everything is okay there too. I'm such a hypochondriac that I actually feel CELEBRATORY over this news.
You got papers?
Congratulations. I think my blood pressure has gone up since the Andy Scam started and I hold you responsible. :)
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