DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]

[CAluvdubya]

he can take it up with me, I'm not shy.

[franksolich]

Disgruntled is an Asian guy, perhaps Hindu or Pakistani (or other Arab), well-bred, well-educated, and it is possible he knows languages other than his native one and English--and that he learned his English outside of the United States.

It puzzles me that the Andyites use him as their spokesman when surely they can find tools more confident in using English.

I get the impression Disgruntled is being "coached" to say certain things, and in the "translation" from the DUmmie "goodboy" to the CUer Disgruntled, Disgruntled is phrasing the best he knows how.

Disgruntled is a tool; they got no better Andyites to use as spokesmen; such as the DUmmie "Termite" or the ancient empress dowager of DUmmieland or the DUmmie "Kevin Malice" or the DUmmie "Stephanie," all for whom English is their native language (ooops, I hope I did not reveal confidential personal information here; sorry).

[MarineMom613]

Doesn't matter now. Mod just locked the thread. Shut down 12 hours early.

[jennyjenny]

Nyght is suddenly worried about people throwing "facts out there" without the proof to back it up? ROFLMAO. These people are unreal. Good grief. You mean this is the kind of stuff they do when there is no AndyScam?

[Boomer Geezer]

I found the link to the Yahoo group but how does one register there?

[CAluvdubya]

They closed the thread and now I can't even defend myself. I'm sorry tx.

I'm too naive, but at the time I thought what Scott was telling me the truth and had no reason to doubt him. It was only my first or second time there. Why would I not believe him?

[txradioguy]

The Mod was doing it to "clean up" the thread according to the Mod.

Took out what the Mod deemed to be "non relavent" posts.

[beandog]

Any reason stated or is she just being her usual delightful self?

[MarineMom613]

You DON'T need to defend yourself. You were correct in what you recall. There are several others here that also recall this whole situation. TX is a standup guy knowing he would get screwed no matter how he responded and he still backed you up.
Nyte had to know the info was gone. THose mods just get off on stuff like that.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

if not, why wouldn't absolutely everyone, regardless of ability to pay or insurance just step right up to JHH to get their procedures done?

 

I have stayed out of this little fray until now. Being as you haven't been here very long, could I point out that there was a DUmmie that got Mr. Stephenson into JH. He had pull by political persuasion. As a matter of fact, that will end up being another topic all by itself. (social medicine my butt).

 

Not everyone, even if they have the money can get into JH! They used false pretense to get him into a vaccine trial, in order to take advantage of the what the hospital had to offer. They lied to one of the folks that set's on the board in order to do this.

 

Their ethics, or lack there of, are well documented.

 

Perhaps you need to quiet down a little and do some research.

[MarineMom613]

Nope, Came from the top dog apparently.

[CAluvdubya]

I didn't say anything to get deleted. None of my questions about the mods were there at all. I'm no ickyboy!

[txradioguy]

No ned to apologize to me...you've done nothing wrong that I can see.

They are killing the one thread that has contributed more members to that site than any other.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

And there doesn't seem to be a way to change it.

 

Just ash can it and sign up under a different screen name.............................

[Krodg]

I was waiting for you... contradicting yourself again?

Good grief... an internet stalker!!

I agree that you repeatedly asked for people to call the bank and I wondered why no one had done that. By the time I called, there were two other posters agreeing with what you claimed and almost everyone said that issue was dead.

I apologize for saying you tried to stop people from calling. I am too tired to look through your silly posts to see whether or not you were one of those saying to drop the issue with the checks.

As for me contradicting myself, it's obvious that you only read parts of what I posted.

[beandog]

You mean CU does that much censorship. I've probably said many non-relevant things here but never got censored. I'd love to know what non-relevant means. I wonder if all the dumped DU and CU posts meet somewhere and argue with each other.

[CAluvdubya]

Well, I'm still sorry. I don't like to see something like this happen. Is there any doubt that site is probably not the one for me???

[beandog]

How does it feel to be non-relevant. I've been called lots of things in my time but never non-relevant. LOL

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I liked it over there and all that, but it struck me the moderators are a little sensitive, and so when I was critical of losing my excellent masterpiece--a wonderful, splendid, polished, crafted masterpiece

 

Soooooo frank, did you ask any of them to retrieve it?

 

Stupid question? no, yes, all of the above?

[CAluvdubya]

Dang! Non-relevant. Pfftt. I thought I was deleted because I had gotten noticed. Feeling pretty proud, never been deleted before. And now I find out it was because I was NON-relevant! Sheesh.