Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
"I'm wrong about the bill than are they trying to say the hospital gets $50,000 and the doctor gets an addition $7,000?"
This is exactly what Miss Waverly stated but the bill clearly states that $43,000 is for the hospital and $7,000 is for the doctor.
Here's the link for the Mano a Mano with Scott & andyscam with Dark Halo.
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?p=140551#post140551
I didn't see anything but I could have missed it. My eyes are getting burnt out with all this.
I just couldn't sign up. The way Dumpster Diver's have been treated has truly sickened my stomach. I think "Skinner" (even with his awful language) has proven to be the only one not buying their garbage.
He is forever tainted in the netherlands. Thanks to you. I hope you feel really really really bad. /s
"Of course, according to "disGruntled" and "idiotboy" we're all going to end up in the same jail. If that's the case, can I have the top bunk?"
Should you and I get bunked together, that is fine with me. According to others, I thrash around quite a bit while in slumber, and I'll admit that I do occassionally wind up on the floor.
Since the lower bunk is closer to the floor than the top bunk, works for me.
Sleep tight, future cell mate...
The state legislature in Georgia recently passed a law that would require a picture ID to vote. You wouldn't believe the howling and whining from groups like the NAACP. They claimed it would "disenfranchise" minorities and the poor. All I have to ask is....why? How hard is it to get a picture ID?
bigtentdemocrat was deleted (like your lovely prose and my posts). Gone, but not forgotten. His/her sacrifice was admirable.
I think ickyboy wins too, but I have not seen principal post much.
Thanks for the link. I was thinking though, that Scott said he wanted to go to the dome in another thread they were on that night and that is the one where he may have explained why they needed to go to a different forum. I could be totally wrong. If it was Saturday night, I may have had a drink...or two.
Start answering your phone, "Second Amendment Compliance Center, how may I help you?"
I didn't even know that Scott and Andy had a conversation! Ha
Why do you think I wanted the top bunk. People thrashing above me would drive me crazy. Of course, I could have the fun of poking you all night.
By the way Mr. Beandog is an attorney so maybe if I'm nice to him he'll keep us from going to the slammer. Of course, being nice to him would be tough and should earn me a medal. :)
IIRC, that was the same day Speed Addiction spoke to Andy (Stephenson)
Don't have the answer here, but my speculation; my Mom used her cell in the ICU all the time and the nurses merely scowled. And has it occurred to you that somebody may have been typing FOR Andy, and not necessarily that he had his hands on the keyboard? Back when I had a secretary, I used to have her send out stuff under my email all the time.
You don't read very fast, do you, Mr. Silverback?
You commented on comment 5 at 10:04 p.m. (Nebraska time), and on comment 47 at 10:26 p.m. (Nebraska time)--it took 22 minutes to read 42 posts?
Joking, of course, sir; it's just that the Andyites in DUmmieland think we have supernatural powers here, able to follow and track anyone and everyone at will--and so I thought I would demonstrate, yeah, we have supernatural powers.....
"Interested parties WILL find it."
Can you let me know where its stored after you get it? I may have to be away from the computer a lot this week so would really appreciate your help. Thanks.
That's why. I wasn't on CU until this past weekend.
"Alas, alas, alas, poor DUmmie "bigtent," who never knew what struck him."
Can you imagine what went through his mind?? I am still ROTFLOL!!! over this.
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