Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
I did like how she shot Pitt down when he appeared, kissing her a$$.
I'm pretty sure that Andy's doctor will be the one checking in at CU tonight! Gonna give all us doubters a big sigh of relief! LOL
A case of too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
That was cute. I believe her name for him was "Pittstain"
I read it also, however I can't swear to it that I remember Scott being the one who wrote it.
Thank you, thank you. I was starting to really doubt myself. I was feeling bad for txradioguy, like I had hung him out to dry on this one. There are at least three of you that remember it, so they can just have their site. UGH!
It may have been Dark Halo. He backed it up.
Or perhaps, like the endings of other great works of fiction, all the cast of characters will come out and bow along with offering their DU name. Who will get the most curtain calls. I vote for Principal. He was the star of the show until bad boy and gruntl tag teamed.
Darkhalo did in a thread. He said that you could see the moderator of a thread some way or another and that mods were able to comment on other threads. The power ranger suit had nothing to do with their ability to ban - it was him and superman I do believe that had the power.
I don't remember scott saying anything about it on the boards, but my memory in old age fails me sometimes.
I think all your posts belong to them. :)
That's ALL that counts!
Must...not...make...obvious...joke...
New poll....Who gets the most curtain calls at CU?
Pricipal
ickyboy
Gruntled
<<still contemplating the sorry fate of the innocent legitimate DUmmie "bigtentdemocrat," whom the aged dowager empress of DUmmieland mistook for me.
Alas, alas, alas, poor DUmmie "bigtent," who never knew what struck him.
In that case ICKYBOY hands down... That mouth on him..
{Speechless}
CA, was it possibly the night Scott called Andy into the dome? It seems like maybe I remember him saying he was going their to discuss this whole thing because he couldn't do it in his own forum. I just can't remember when that was. I am not a member there so I am not sure I can search everything.
I don't know maybe "disGruntled" because he's the one threatening to send us all to prison. We could start a branch of FR called "Freepers in Prison".
ugh! their s/b there.
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