Start answering your phone, "Second Amendment Compliance Center, how may I help you?"
You don't read very fast, do you, Mr. Silverback?
You commented on comment 5 at 10:04 p.m. (Nebraska time), and on comment 47 at 10:26 p.m. (Nebraska time)--it took 22 minutes to read 42 posts?
Joking, of course, sir; it's just that the Andyites in DUmmieland think we have supernatural powers here, able to follow and track anyone and everyone at will--and so I thought I would demonstrate, yeah, we have supernatural powers.....
Naw, start answering it "Happy Acres, Institution for the Criminally Insane, How can I direct your call?"