Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Well when you're done there, come on up tp the ranch. "Toots" is on vacation and has left me here to fend for myself. I can always use an extra hand and I'm lousy at laundry......LOL Check out my home page. This is pretty much paradise!
BTW, two reasons why my BP plummeted in just 3 weeks. One was the BP pills which fortunately have had NO side effects PLUS doing more exercise. According to the nurse, just a half hour per day of brisk walking is all you need to keep BP down (with the pills).
He is welcome to post it here on the DUFUs.
In fact, I think it would be hard for a lot of either the DUmmies or the CUssies to show up here, for no other reason than our language standards.
Also like the Alger Hiss case. When Hiss died, Tom Brokaw said that Hiss was finally proven to be INNOCENT based on some documents revealed by an ex-KGB guy. Then Brokaw the very next day had to RETRACT his statement about Hiss because those documents proved NOTHING. Hiss was guilty. In fact, even Tim Russert recently said that right after Yalta, when the American group traveled home, Hiss secretly went to Moscow to receive an award for the help he gave the Soviets. However, for years Liberals screeched that Alger Hiss HAD to be innocent.
The worst flamefests on CU were caused by the moderators. I've never seen anything like it before, and I don't care to see it again! That place is no better than DU as far as the Andy situation, prohibiting any further discussion of the topic. They sure rode around on their high horses about "free speech" and that silly Thunderdome, "down and dirty and no holds barred!" Just don't talk about Andy...lol.
And the "stick around, post on other topics" was absurd. I don't want mods or other posters telling me where I should be posting. They taunted and slammed us repeatedly for joining their forum, and they think that makes people want to stick around?!
Here on FR, I've posted almost exclusively to the DUFUS for the last couple of weeks and no one here has given me a hard time about it. Thank God!
I'm wondering if Pied Piper Pitt went so far undercover with Andie that he became one of "them." That would explain the mysterious hold that Scamdy seems to have over Pitt.
I'll be honest with you. After you started mentioning Clare Booth Luce, I've looked at several pics of her and gotten absolutely NO schwing alerts. Are there any pics of Clare Booth Luce in a thong bikini? Maybe that could do the trick.
I'm on Lisinopril. I think it is a Beta Blocker. Anyway I was scared of taking any sort of BP pills because a couple of years ago a friend of mine suffered HORRIBLE side effects from his BP pills. Extreme dizziness, unable to sleep, couldn't drive his car, plus he thought his talleywhacker went dead permanently. BTW, you also NEED to walk at least a half hour per day. That is very important.
Well, I'm all caught up now. Time for some lunch and then will see about doing some DUFUing IF there is something in DUmmieland about the Andy Scam.
My dog takes Atenolol for his blood pressure too. He also takes something called Norvasc. I didn't even know there were side effects from taking them. Of course he can't exactly tell me he's having side effects.
I do remember somebody telling me Atenolol can make you sleepy but I guess you get use to eventually.
Anyway, I think it's funny that dogs are taking the same medicine as people.
You are not alone, I was thinking Gruntled was a CUer with a new name, I wondered if it was Scott although Scott did post some in the same threads as Gruntled.
I actually signed up over there and then I read the thread you are referring to. There is no way in hell I will be posting at that site. From the little I ahve sen of either, it is no different than DUmmieland except one is left and one is right. It was like a bunch of little kids playing with a magnifying glass and ants....they were just there to mess with the new people there and to throw their supposed insults at them. Freaking pathetic!!! Thank God for FR!
I've added the new check(s) to photobucket (link on my profile page).
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