Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
For what it's worth I've never found you arrogant either here or at CU. In fact I've always thought of you as a nice guy. I've known a lot of arrogant people in my life and you're not one.
Well, it just seems like every time the Andyites produce "proof," there's more and more questions.
It used to be--oh so long ago now--there were only three or four questions.
Then there were twenty or thirty questions.
I really hate to tell how many questions there are now, other than that it's a very large number.
I would think somewhere on that bill it would have paid in full stamped on it. A bill would have been drawn up before the $50,000 was paid, not after.
Thanks beandog.
Yeah I'm not real upset.
It's more humerous than anything.
I'm sure many others here feel the same. :) I hate to see good guys beat up on because of some agenda. I think the pot is calling the kettle black.
"formicarious" means "like an ant-farm."
And it's definitely not copacetic in P-J's formicarium
So what PJ is doing here is formicating?
What kind of bill will we receive?
Patients receive two types of billing statements which represent a summary of all charges: Hospital Statements, which reflect facility charges (inpatient rooms, equipment, etc.); and Physicians’ Statements, which represent the doctors’ charges. Itemized bills are available upon request.
What happens if I have no medical insurance?
Patients without medical insurance should contact a financial counselor. The counselor will work with the patient and billing departments to set up payment arrangements.
What happens if I cannot pay my medical bills? Will my treatment be stopped?
Your treatment will not be stopped if you are unable to pay the balance. You should contact a financial counselor to discuss payment options for balances left after insurance payment.
Can I get financial assistance to help pay my medical bills?
Patients who meet certain criteria may qualify for State of Maryland Medical Assistance or assistance from the Hospital. The Oncology Center’s financial couselors can help you determine if you can obtain financial assistance. Some pharmaceutical companies may also provide assistance.
From the Oncology Department's Financial Counseling Center
From what I am gathering, if someone told Andy or the Andyliners (thanks Charles!) they needed the WHOLE $50,000 up front because he has no insurance, then someone was scamming HIM!
Cindie
Just looks like he hasn't paid anything to me. I could be wrong, though.
Well, but it's not getting lost.
Every piece of garbage the Andyites toss at us, is getting, uh, very well preserved.
These guys make a real mess, but whatever.
I honestly believe that the DUmp misunderestimated the rest of us on this and don't realize we preserved the evidence that $kimmer flushed.
Notice the announcement of the thread at CU being closed AFTER I posted the other set of checks?
I think you're right. The bill on the 20th should have reflected paid in full on it. In order for Scamdy to know what to pay they would have sent him a letter before the surgery stating the terms of payment and the amount that was to be paid.
A bigger problem is the DUmmies claimed the entire amount had been paid on May 10th, but one of these checks clearly says it was made out on May 19th. Therefore, no surgery was ever scheduled for May 10th.
The problem is the only proof of a bill they have posted shows both the hospital bill and the doctor bill on it. According to what you posted the hospital makes up a bill and the doctor makes up a separate bill. So either the hospital doesn't follow it's own guidelines or the bill of the 20th is crap.
I agree it's pretty sloppy-- but that's the way business is done sometimes. I think when people are involved so closely in evaluating this "situation", they expect that banks never mispell names, different departments in the hospital (patient relations which sends out the estimates) always talks to the accounting deparment, and that no one after a surgery would possibly be able to sneak out a phone call.
Personally, I'm satisfied that JHH was paid $50K. And that's giving them the benefit of the doubt that the $18K was actually cashed (that has not been independently verified yet). But as franksolich mentioned, there are still many questions-- foremost in my mind is how much DID they raise, as well as did they try to get more money by fabricating a 5/10 surgery date (that definitely hasn't been explained sufficiently).
Anyhow, kids begging for attention, so back to my world!
Nice to know you thing it's okay for a hospital to lose checks and have to cancel the surgery of a dying man. Seems to me, if this is true, then Scamdy has a case against the hospital. If this is how JH is run than I certainly don't want to have surgery there. Fortunately, I know it's not.
Johns Hopkins is most assuredly not run "that way;" and the manner in which these "documents" have been aired are more ammunition for the hospital itself, in seeking redress.
Alas and alack, this still has some ways to go.....
Think I'll ever get an answer to my question at CU? They are probably lurking right now. That's what Scott did that night and was actually replying to us on CU based on what we were saying on FR.
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