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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: franksolich

So if the 2 checks cleared on May 16th (cleared, mind you), Why then does Undie have a bill from May 20th that says full amount is due, no payments made? Just asking


341 posted on 06/01/2005 5:26:17 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: CAluvdubya
Ok you are starting to scare me!!! LMAO Started to sound like "one of them"
342 posted on 06/01/2005 5:26:53 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: beandog
Would somebody please explain to me why people enter a thread they have no interest in and complain how boring and stupid everybody in that thread is

Let me try. If you look at the site, most of the people are in Best and Worst of DU. A good portion of these people were banned from DU. The sport is to find a stupid DU post, post it in their forum and make fun of them or curse at them. AndyScam was pulling viewers from the other posts. So a CU'er posts, gets very few comments.. looks at the AdnyScam thread and it pi@@es them off. In a nutshell it's jealousy.

343 posted on 06/01/2005 5:27:07 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: decal

Yes, that is correct. Imagine if I had gone up to his alleged room- What a stink that would have caused at DU.


344 posted on 06/01/2005 5:27:12 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: CAluvdubya

That's one of about 789 new questions.

Every time the Andyites issue "evidence," more questions arise.



345 posted on 06/01/2005 5:27:19 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: gidget7

Yep, if that all made sense then one would be a dem. He he


346 posted on 06/01/2005 5:28:03 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: gate2wire

There were a few other things on that thread besides your info. A pic of a DUer who I assume complained to FR and some overhead pics of Andy's paramour, Termite Ted's home. Notice how there aren't any pics of DUers or Andy in the last thread or this one.


347 posted on 06/01/2005 5:30:45 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

"Why then does Undie have a bill from May 20th that says full amount is due, no payments made? Just asking"

Really? Is that what it said? Do you have easy access to that & could post it? I recall it saying that basically the patient would have to have $50K paid up front in order to have the procedure. That's a little different than a bill stating "full amount due, no payments made". I'm just trying to keep people from barking up the wrong tree here.


348 posted on 06/01/2005 5:31:06 PM PDT by I_like_good_things_too
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To: franksolich
So, since Undie was allowed to use his cell and his laptop, why didn't he just have the ICU nurses take his picture with his camera phone and post it on DU from his laptop? Retorical, I know.

Vulcan mind control

349 posted on 06/01/2005 5:31:36 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: franksolich

Ok I've been away for several hours (actually got disgusted). Did anything at all get discovered at CU? Other than the check posted. Did AndyScam bring any more evidence? Did Grunt give any evidence other than the check? I really don't want to go there and try to wade through it, I have a headache already.


350 posted on 06/01/2005 5:31:44 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: All
I will be updating the Excel sheet for new threads. If you have any to recommend post last Sunday, please send link or html via email. FReep mail me for the email address.

Thanks! Amity

351 posted on 06/01/2005 5:32:16 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: SCALEMAN

Nada.


352 posted on 06/01/2005 5:33:33 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: gidget7; All

Look the problem is that the Mod lost their impartiality and put themself into a forum they oversaw.

The Mod disagrees with the people who think Scamdy bilked people out of money.

That is why the Mod feels set free from their "babysitting" job.

And I'm the one getting accused of being arrogant too?


353 posted on 06/01/2005 5:33:41 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: All

Never mind. I see it was a check to account for the remainder of the $50,000. Funny that they now submit a 'check' with the bank's name.


354 posted on 06/01/2005 5:33:41 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: SCALEMAN

Got it. I thought it odd that they kept telling everybody that they couldn't belong to CU because they hadn't posted anywhere else but the Scamdy thread. I've never had anybody here tell me that I couldn't stay on one thread for the rest of my life if I wanted to and not be a member. In fact, I first actually came to FR from the Swift Vets site and stayed with the Rather thread until the end. Then I started looking around and stayed. I think that's the way with a lot of people.


355 posted on 06/01/2005 5:33:59 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: CAluvdubya
I personally think that they're trying to throw as much disinfo. at this whole thing as they can.

Hey let's make a set of checks that are obviously different then the last set and post them on CU.
356 posted on 06/01/2005 5:34:00 PM PDT by ScubaGuy
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To: franksolich
Hmm, so is CU gonna pull a Skinner and LBD all AndyScam posts?

Where, oh, where will the DUmmies go for their information NOW?
357 posted on 06/01/2005 5:34:26 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: I_like_good_things_too; CAluvdubya

Here's the link, I think (I'm not very good at this)

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7979

It's' an estimate of cost of services-- FYI, it is not a bill.

The only real question I think I have at this point is how much $$ did they raise? (but I know a lot of you will have other questions still).


358 posted on 06/01/2005 5:34:33 PM PDT by I_like_good_things_too
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To: txradioguy

don't let it get to you, consider the source! You might even be flattered LOL


359 posted on 06/01/2005 5:35:15 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: I_like_good_things_too

It's on the du_alert. it was dated May 20th. Stated that the cost was 50,000 and I believe said that this needed to be paid.


360 posted on 06/01/2005 5:35:59 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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