1 posted on
05/04/2005 4:35:00 PM PDT by
illbill
To: illbill
tell her the story of the beeber?
2 posted on
05/04/2005 4:36:43 PM PDT by
al baby
(Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
To: illbill
29. Give her back the ring when she returns from her cross-country bus tour.
3 posted on
05/04/2005 4:38:29 PM PDT by
A Balrog of Morgoth
(With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
To: illbill
13. Play with her hair. Most Southern girls with 'Big Har' will break your arm for this.
So9
To: illbill
30. Dont' take advice from stupid doofuses on dumb websites.
5 posted on
05/04/2005 4:41:39 PM PDT by
Conservatrix
(He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: illbill
Already tried that. Those aren't ways to make a girl smile, they are ways to get a girl to dump you. :)
6 posted on
05/04/2005 4:42:23 PM PDT by
Old_Mil
To: illbill
29) Tell her you're "Freepus Magnus Emeritus" and a strict constructionist.
8 posted on
05/04/2005 4:44:10 PM PDT by
xcamel
(Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
To: illbill
29. Tell her you can still only see the girl you fell in love with when you look at her even if you've been married for 30 years.
10 posted on
05/04/2005 4:49:20 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
To: illbill
This is very metrosexual...
12 posted on
05/04/2005 5:00:31 PM PDT by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
To: pissant
13 posted on
05/04/2005 5:00:59 PM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
To: illbill
74. Offer her pot if she's from California and under 30.
20 posted on
05/04/2005 5:46:19 PM PDT by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: illbill
#29: Be damn sure you can keep food on the table and a roof over your heads, and she'll generally overlook lapses in #'s 1-28.........
25 posted on
05/04/2005 6:04:47 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Help Nature to thin the herd. Eat a liberal.)
To: illbill
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. How about calling it a day?
29 posted on
05/04/2005 9:16:45 PM PDT by
LoudAmericanCowboy
(''If the president just does more of the same every day...I may be handed Lebanon..."-John F'n Kerry)
To: illbill
These are all great ideas. And woman do love then despite what some angry, bitter boys have to say.
30 posted on
05/04/2005 10:12:55 PM PDT by
PFKEY
To: illbill
Well, I found #1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, and 28 worked pretty well with my late wife. Though the work was "Sweetie" rather than "sweety".
31 posted on
05/04/2005 10:26:09 PM PDT by
supercat
("Though her life has been sold for corrupt men's gold, she refuses to give up the ghost.")
To: illbill; mikrofon; martin_fierro
29. After she runs off to New Mexico and leaves you standing at the altar, buy her some sort of "all's forgiven" gift, like a nice Indian blanket to put over her head.
To: illbill
29. Tell her that she only has to bring you the beer--you'll open it yourself, while you watch the ball game.
To: illbill
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
Great, now my Boss is filing sexual harassment charges on me....
35 posted on
05/04/2005 10:57:48 PM PDT by
endthematrix
(Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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