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28 Ways to make a girl smile
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Posted on 05/04/2005 4:34:59 PM PDT by illbill
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
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This'll make her smile!
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:00:28 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:03:03 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Servant of the 9
13. Play with her hair. This one isn't popular in my neck of the woods either ....
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:03:04 PM PDT
by
Deetes
(Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
To: struggle
74. Offer her pot if she's from California and under 30. 74. Offer her pot if she's really from California and under 60.
So9
To: illbill
#29: Be damn sure you can keep food on the table and a roof over your heads, and she'll generally overlook lapses in #'s 1-28.........
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:04:47 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Help Nature to thin the herd. Eat a liberal.)
Comment #26 Removed by Moderator
To: pissant
Hey!
Not all of us need your $$$...
Many of us make our own....
in the basement.
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:52:39 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
To: Dashing Dasher
It's cash, *ss, or grass. No one rides for free. Or something like that.
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posted on
05/04/2005 6:55:57 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: illbill
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. How about calling it a day?
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posted on
05/04/2005 9:16:45 PM PDT
by
LoudAmericanCowboy
(''If the president just does more of the same every day...I may be handed Lebanon..."-John F'n Kerry)
To: illbill
These are all great ideas. And woman do love then despite what some angry, bitter boys have to say.
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posted on
05/04/2005 10:12:55 PM PDT
by
PFKEY
To: illbill
Well, I found #1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, and 28 worked pretty well with my late wife. Though the work was "Sweetie" rather than "sweety".
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posted on
05/04/2005 10:26:09 PM PDT
by
supercat
("Though her life has been sold for corrupt men's gold, she refuses to give up the ghost.")
To: illbill; mikrofon; martin_fierro
29. After she runs off to New Mexico and leaves you standing at the altar, buy her some sort of "all's forgiven" gift, like a nice Indian blanket to put over her head.
To: illbill
29. Tell her that she only has to bring you the beer--you'll open it yourself, while you watch the ball game.
To: pissant
Close, the first one is "Gas"...
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posted on
05/04/2005 10:40:05 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you.)
To: illbill
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
Great, now my Boss is filing sexual harassment charges on me....
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posted on
05/04/2005 10:57:48 PM PDT
by
endthematrix
(Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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