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28 Ways to make a girl smile
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Posted on 05/04/2005 4:34:59 PM PDT by illbill
1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:35:00 PM PDT
by
illbill
To: illbill
tell her the story of the beeber?
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:36:43 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
To: illbill
29. Give her back the ring when she returns from her cross-country bus tour.
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:38:29 PM PDT
by
A Balrog of Morgoth
(With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
To: illbill
13. Play with her hair. Most Southern girls with 'Big Har' will break your arm for this.
So9
To: illbill
30. Dont' take advice from stupid doofuses on dumb websites.
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:41:39 PM PDT
by
Conservatrix
(He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: illbill
Already tried that. Those aren't ways to make a girl smile, they are ways to get a girl to dump you. :)
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:42:23 PM PDT
by
Old_Mil
To: Conservatrix
lol, harsh are we? Although the flame lacked cleverness, I give you thumbs up for trying. :)
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:44:03 PM PDT
by
illbill
To: illbill
29) Tell her you're "Freepus Magnus Emeritus" and a strict constructionist.
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:44:10 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
To: Conservatrix
"Dont' take advice from stupid doofuses "
That's doofi, Honey.
Hey......FReep here often? Can I buy you a moose, or maybe some cheese?
LOL
To: illbill
29. Tell her you can still only see the girl you fell in love with when you look at her even if you've been married for 30 years.
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:49:20 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
To: Conservatrix
Howabout us doofuses on cool websites, like FR?
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posted on
05/04/2005 4:57:00 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Hard to change your ID when it's "admin")
To: illbill
This is very metrosexual...
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:00:31 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
To: pissant
13
posted on
05/04/2005 5:00:59 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
To: Leapfrog
slap her on the rear every time she walks by. Works especially well with strangers.
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:04:04 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:10:39 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; ...)
To: pissant
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:10:43 PM PDT
by
al baby
(aka slick willy)
To: A Balrog of Morgoth
To: pissant
slap her on the rear every time she walks by. Works especially well with strangers.
Caution! Hi-heels REALLY hurt when they are suddenly applied to ones' instep.
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:20:33 PM PDT
by
labette
To: labette
If you're wearing hi heels you actually get a "grab" in lieu of the slap! ;o)
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:21:40 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: illbill
74. Offer her pot if she's from California and under 30.
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posted on
05/04/2005 5:46:19 PM PDT
by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
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