Posted on 04/24/2005 7:34:50 PM PDT by writer33
Washington In an embittered and highly contested vote, Democratsalong with a few Republicans lawmakersvoted to deport Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, R-CA. In his bigoted speech to the Newspaper Association of America last week, Schwarzenegger claims to have misspoken after using ill-advised, typically conservative, racist comments.
Its a federal issue, Schwarzenegger said. And the only thing I can say and add to this is, really, close the borders. Close the borders in California, and all across Mexico and the United States.
Critics pounced, stabbing him in the back and kicking him while hes down, and Schwarzenegger apologized the next day. He blamed faulty English for the gaffe, and said he was for securing the borders instead. In his recant, Schwarzenegger added, Yesterday was a total screw-up in the words I used. Because instead of closing, I meant securing. I think maybe my English, I need to go back to school and study a little bit.
Democrats huffed and puffed, almost blowing the house down over Schwarzenegger's alleged malapropism "the governor's words are an embarrassment," scolded state Treasurer Phil Angelides. Something has to be done about our vigilante governor.
We have a terrific relationship with Mexico," Schwarzenegger said. "I filmed four movies in Mexico and I love to go on vacation to Mexico. We have a great trade agreement with Mexico.
Lawmakers didnt listen to Schwarzeneggers pleas, bringing hate legislation to the floor of Congress. I dont care what he (Schwarzenegger) says, noted Dianne Feinstein, D-CA. My vote counts and I say deport him.
Barbara Boxer, D-CA, also jumped on the bandwagon, berating Schwarzenegger and giving a yes vote. It sounded like there was a little swastika in those comments, she screeched. Like father, like son I guess. Weve got to do whats best for our nation and send him back to Austria.
The fevered debate on The Hill lasted almost 15 minutes before voting commenced, happily throwing Schwarzenegger to the wolves and deporting him back to Austria. We cant allow these bigoted remarks to go unchallenged, commented Olympia Snow, R-ME. Theres a new tone here in Washington and we cant reach out to Democrats with Republicans like this.
First, these menacing minutemen and now this from Schwarzenegger, said Gov. Christine Gregoire, D-WA. I fully support the action by Congress. I think its great. Were much more diverse here in Washington.
Despite the protests from Schwarzenegger, the U.S. Justice Department plans to storm the mansion, kidnap Schwarzenegger in the early morning hours and place him on a plane. In order to make sure we have this right, noted Sen. Clinton, D-NY. Were bringing in Janet Reno to help us clean house in Sacramento.
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Deport Ping!
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Yes, if I was a fly on the wall...(chuckle) -- Get 'em Governator! :-)
I agree.
Ha! I laugh at you puny efforts to deport me human. They crushed me and melted me, and I came back, I alvays do.
LOL! I saw that title and just rolled my eyes--sounds like something they would try to do--then looked at who the author of the piece was! Good--really good!
Great graphic. It really adds to the thread. Thank you, E.
Glad you enjoyed it, L.W.
BTW--I've already bought the book, suck-up!!!! LOL!
Arnold is no Elion Gonzales.
Lol
You're velcome human.
Deport? Which on of you assho@@ want to be first to try? Whoops, see them run! Typical Democrat trash.
Good laugh when I need it most -- late Sunday night. Thanks Chris. I swear, you and Mark Steyn can churn out a column every 15 minutes. You should start selling this stuff by the pound!!
(AP)
In a surprise move, Chef wunderkind,Austrian Wolfgang Puck, of Malibu, Ca. agreed to post an immigration bond in the amount of 5 million dollars for Governor Schwartzenegger today.
" I am appalled by the talk about my close friend Arnold in DC, and I will close my 4 star restaurant there
in protest" said the feisty little chef. Arnold will be living in America long after those crooked politicos in Washington are just a memory Puck added " And Feinstein, tell your billionaire husband he is persona non grata at my Malibu restaurant too! "A lousy tipper,this guy Feinstein" added Puck
You should've. Trying to pry money out of your conservatives is like getting a Democrat to vote for a tax cut. :) Hehe!
Good eye. Glad you enjoyed it.
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