DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]

[KC_Conspirator]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux.

Its the freest country on the planet. These people need help - or deportation to another country.

[Annie03]

That's what I thought too...that ad brought tears to my eyes, as did the rendition of the national anthem. BTW, if you hate Bud, A/Busch makes Micelob amber bock, which is really pretty good.

[Darkwolf377]

"yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel."

That sentence says everything one needs to know about DUmmies, doesn't it? They are so disgusted by a display of honor to the reality of defending our country that they turn to the Scifi channel.

[kenth]

They are. Some are actually mentally ill and on medication, some obviously should be on medication, some are substance abusers and most are emotionally immature.

I don't know if the mental problems cause the emotional immaturity or vice versa. They whine that their vote didn't count because they didn't win. They think they are entitled to win just because they went and voted. Many of them will start a thread with some 'idea' they have and plead for everyone to come look, basically shouting "look at me! look at me!". Then there are the fantasies that they play out, wishing that some tragedy befall the President.

Seeing a five year old acting out in this manner is one thing, to see a sixty year old do it is just pathetic.

[Dashing Dasher]

Pj....

Too much information....

[doug from upland]

Andromeda (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-01-05 04:58 AM
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4. Good article.


I have a lot of respect for Wes Clark and his leadership in the Balkan crisis, and I still do believe we did the right thing by intervening to stop the systematic murder of the Muslims in Kosovo.

[Roscoe Karns]

I still do believe we did the right thing by intervening...

Without the UN?? ok

[doug from upland]

The DUmmies are amazing. The mass graves of Milosevic were totally overblown. Hussein, on the other hand, really is responsible for the deaths of 1.3 million.

[freedumb2003]

Drink up!

Maybe that new Select will be a little better!

[chesley]

Darn it!! I saw that thread, and started to post on it, but I decided what I had to say would get me banned, and didn't.

Coulda made the DUmmie Funnies with a little more guts. Shoot!!

[o4tom]

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?


[I wanna call it "The World Football Bowl" just to drive these people up a wall.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[Makes sense, you people already live in a fantasy world. He must have thought it was "The History Channel"]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Do you mean that country that makes a 25 year old woman work in a brothel, or lose her unemployment benefits? How can we ever look /them/ in the eyes again!]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Is it me, or do these people sound like the loudspeaker in the reeducation camp in "Red Dawn"? AMERICA...IS A WHOREHOUSE...IN WHICH THE REVOLUTIONARY IDEALS...OF YOUR FOREFATHERS..HAS BEEN CORRUPTED..]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[You're not a sports fan. You probably like soccer.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[I thought you guys found Leni to be cool now? Wasn't she rehabilitated once she went to Africa,and became a 'renowned photographer'?]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[I'm sorry you suffer from Normal American Behavior Aversion Syndrome. Symptoms include: dementia, paranoia, and tourette-like behavior when confronted with churches, Boy Scouts, or US uniforms. Please up your dosage of patouli, incense, and medicinal m-j.Oh, and you said, "telly". I knew you dug soccer. And from what I gather, you're a woman who wouldn't mind seeing another woman's bare breast. Good luck with that in the Taliban's Afghanistan.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Thank you for throwing in the absolute lamest attempt to appear unbiased ever. "or the left". Classic. I'm sure you're saying, "I've never heard of such a thing, but it will make me sound reasonable.]

[G32]

I hope you don't have the flu I had. Knocked me out for nearly 2 weeks.

[JLS]

WWII was the only war the Dims could ever support America in and only because we happened to be allied with their hero Stalin and their favorite regime USSR.

They of course would have been with Hitler against the US had Hitler and Stalin not broken. Then WWII would have been just another war started by evil America.

[GraceCoolidge]

If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

Never mind the "telly" issue... what sports fan, what football fan, would confess, "I shy away"???

[Deetes]

The Dummies should be sent off to , um ......... I don't think there's anywhere twisted enough anymore . Hmmmm. Maybe they will just move to Canada .

Thank you PJ , for all the shock , horror and laughing . You are better then my newspaper funnies :-)

[Democracy In Iraq]

Well you know the DUmmies would have been all smiles and giggles if they'd dropped McCartney at half time and instead performed a mass GAY Wedding!

Actually, it's interesting to note that McCartney was openly (but cordially) supportive of John Kerry's candidacy--he was the closest thing that our DU friends had to sympathizing with them that night. It's gotta hurt to see one of their own throw his support behind that "fascist" display of patriotism and support for our military last night. His show certainly wasn't devoid of patriotic symbols.

...and the Anheuser-Busch "Heroes" commercial--I felt the thud of many a DU spectator as they all passed out watching that little bit of "imperial colonialism".

[Deetes]

What American uses the expression 'telly"?

One that can't spell "TV" we are talking about DUmmies here ;-)

[Roscoe Karns]

"As much as I simply adore football, David, lately I find myself shying away."

[freedumb2003]

Thank you for throwing in the absolute lamest attempt to appear unbiased ever. "or the left". Classic

That is a beaute! Good catch!

[Graycliff]

I prefer Butt Monkeys

Remember the monkey in the show Bruce Almighty.

The line.
Hey there little anal dwelling butt monkey, time for you to go home.