Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Ohio certifies it electoral votes for Bush today and you would think that the DUmmies would be in the depths of Depression. But no! Take a look at this DUmmie THREAD where the DUmmies are haveing orgasms of delight over....just WHAT???? Nothing specific only some FEELING that vote fraud in Ohio will suddenly be proved and that states electoral votes and the election victory will be given to John Kerry. Let us now take an acid trip down Fantasy Lane with the DUmmies as they leap for joy even as their last hope is about to die out. As usual, the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, feeling as if he is sitting in an analyst's chair is in the [brackets]:

I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

No matter what we find the courts will rule in favor of their new masters. Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen, but this government decided the outcome months ago and will not allow such matters to divert it.

[Our court system has this strange little idiosyncrasy. They demand that you present evidence, not fantasy.]

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

[Yeah but you need your orderly's approval to even leave your ward.]

We wouldn't have to call 'smirking chimp boy' President for the next four years, and everyone will know why.

[Good question. WHY???? WHY are the DUmmies suddenly have votergasms on the very day that Ohio's electoral votes are certified for Bush? Thus far in this thread I've seen not a shred of evidence of vote fraud presented. Or perhaps you merely visualized your own reality of vote fraud.]

This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition. At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

[What about the blow that landed on your head?]

Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.

[Yes. Mass delusional insanity amongst the DUmmies.]

I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.

[May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.]

We're starting to see a multitude of organizations trying to shut down the discussion. They are ramping it up to shut us down.

[Or, more likely, laugh you out of existence.]

There is a kind of "tipping point" that may make something happen fairly swiftly. If the entire Bushco regime begins to look just too too dirty entire networks will need to distance themselves in a real hurry - if only for classic market reasons.

[The tipping point of your rationality was already reached long, long ago...and in another galaxy.]

And slowly but slowly he and his personal band of "evil doers" will lose all trust of the people. It will be slow but it will be brutal. They have come so close to having it all, in fact they may still get away with it, but if they do not their downfall will be large and loud. The best part will be the total discrediting of each and every one of them and the fact that we can finally fix our system of election so that we can again really elect our leaders. I continue to have visions of orange jumpsuits, it is about the only thing that makes me smile these days.

[That smile will be wiped off your face once you see that the person wearing that jumpsuit is Bev Harris who will be frogwalked into jail for fraud.]

We are not out to sway the government. We are not out to try and convince them "oh pleaseeee, government, we know you did it, oh Pleasssssse admit you did something wrong and leave? Oh prettttty pleasseeeee government".... Not exactly what we are out to do I wouldn't think. No. We will not sway them, we will convict them. We will not ask them to leave, we will have authorities do it via handcuffs. We will not fail in our mission. We will not fail our democracy. So help us God.

[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: crackheads; dummies; hippies; ohio; retards; scum
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 61-8081-100101-120121-139 next last
To: evad

"We don't need no stinkin' government approval!"

81 posted on 12/06/2004 3:33:36 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Alfonso BeDUmmy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 75 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
It may be time to start thinking about casting the movie version of the DUmmie FUnnies. What role will Jack Nicholson play?
82 posted on 12/06/2004 3:34:23 PM PST by ml1954
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

YEP...that's him :-)


83 posted on 12/06/2004 3:34:31 PM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 81 | View Replies]

To: ml1954; PJ-Comix
What role will Jack Nicholson play?

PJ

84 posted on 12/06/2004 3:35:57 PM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 82 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Good for you

I am off for some beer (my chosen poison). Can't wait to get back to see if the DUmmies have more funny stuff for us!


85 posted on 12/06/2004 3:37:28 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 80 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
We are DUmmies, hear us roar

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

86 posted on 12/06/2004 3:38:07 PM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 64 | View Replies]

To: ml1954
It may be time to start thinking about casting the movie version of the DUmmie FUnnies. What role will Jack Nicholson play?

Dr. Buddy Rydell.

87 posted on 12/06/2004 3:40:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 82 | View Replies]

To: berkeleybeej; Chad Fairbanks
if the code was compiled before anyone was allowed to review it then any vote fraud would remain invisible to detection

Either (1) I missed something in class, or (2) this guy is a complete total idiot. What do you think, my future Malbolge Overlord? (You're the only computer guy on DUFU that I know of...)
88 posted on 12/06/2004 3:48:51 PM PST by Nataku X (For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: KJC1
The question was actually, "...happen AGAIN..." Can anyone tell me when the first holacaust happend in this country?
And don't do the Indian thing, that wasn't a Holacaust.
It was wrong, it was evil, but I hardly think it compares to what Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin did to the Jews, gypsies, and Christians.
89 posted on 12/06/2004 3:50:46 PM PST by concretebob (Power perceived, is power achieved)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 53 | View Replies]

To: berkeleybeej
I found this regarding Clint Curtis. This was published back in June, 2002:

http://www.informedvolusian.com/2002/Issue_24/issue_24_article_1.htm

90 posted on 12/06/2004 3:51:07 PM PST by Inyokern
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: berkeleybeej
Also note that the notary's signature does not bear the printed name of the notary as required in Maryland.

A notary must include on each document the notary’s printed name, signature, date of notarization, and expiration date of his or her commission. In addition, the notary must affix his or her notary seal or stamp to the document.

http://www.sos.state.md.us/Notary/Duties.htm

91 posted on 12/06/2004 4:08:08 PM PST by Sharkfish
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Inyokern
Clint Curtis sounds like a real credible guy (NOT)

Regarding affidavit of Clint Curtis referenced earlier:

Excerpt from The Informed Volusian, a June 2002 letter by Tom Feeney (R), then Speaker, Florida House of Representatives

-snip- (bold added)

In Sunday's Daytona News Beach Journal, Clint Curtis, a disgruntled former Y.E. employee raised questions relating to that contract. Mr. Curtis terminated his employment with Y.E. under negative circumstances and court documents suggest he misrepresented himself to get hired, lied to his employers regularly, and was previously successfully sued for copyright infringement after claiming ownership of a computer program of another former employer.

....In addition, during the course of this investigation, the DOT Office of Inspector General investigated Mr. Curtis, and as a result of that investigation, Mr. Curtis is no longer employed by DOT.

Perhaps as an act of retaliation towards Y.E., Mr. Curtis made wild and unsubstantiated accusations regarding his former employers.

- end excerpt -

Sounds as though Mr. Clint might have it in for Feeney

92 posted on 12/06/2004 4:09:54 PM PST by berkeleybeej
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 90 | View Replies]

To: berkeleybeej
This is a link (from DU) to a blog that purports to have a notarized statement from a programmer claiming to have written fraud software [for] the Republicans.
Wow, I wish I could have been there for the contract negotiations.
93 posted on 12/06/2004 4:16:19 PM PST by oh8eleven
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

----We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.----

Plow through THESE, Skippy! Now available at Secret Service checkpoints everywhere.


94 posted on 12/06/2004 4:17:04 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON'S THE ONE!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All
It looks like the notoriety of the DUmmie FUnnies is moving around the Web. Take a look at this POST on Olbermann Watch titled, "AS DUmmies SCOWL, FREEpers HOWL." Here is the text:

Keith Olbermann's very public "dis" of Tin Foil Queen Bev Harris has created consternation on the loony left and howls of glee from the denizens of the Free Republic. Karl Rove could not have planned it any better as left and lefter duke it out in the Democratic Underground.

It's comedy night over at Democratic Underground. Not sure what is funnier the DU posts or the FR dissection of the DU posts. You decide:

DU THREAD: Discussion is needed ....Olberman/Harris
FR THREAD: DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-04 (CIVIL WAR: KO vs Bev Harris)

95 posted on 12/06/2004 4:27:15 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 90 | View Replies]

To: All
It looks like the notoriety of the DUmmie FUnnies is moving around the Web. Take a look at this POST on Olbermann Watch titled, "AS DUmmies SCOWL, FREEpers HOWL." Here is the text:

Keith Olbermann's very public "dis" of Tin Foil Queen Bev Harris has created consternation on the loony left and howls of glee from the denizens of the Free Republic. Karl Rove could not have planned it any better as left and lefter duke it out in the Democratic Underground.

It's comedy night over at Democratic Underground. Not sure what is funnier the DU posts or the FR dissection of the DU posts. You decide:

DU THREAD: Discussion is needed ....Olberman/Harris
FR THREAD: DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-04 (CIVIL WAR: KO vs Bev Harris)

96 posted on 12/06/2004 4:27:15 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 90 | View Replies]

To: berkeleybeej

You will notice that Curtis' allegations against Feeney back in 2002 do NOT appear to include being asked to develop a program to steal the election.


97 posted on 12/06/2004 4:27:42 PM PST by Inyokern
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 92 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

Check it out. On the breaking news, they are discussing an article about them banning Bev Harris from BBV!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1049517


98 posted on 12/06/2004 4:42:19 PM PST by Simmy2.5 (Kerry has been relieved of duty!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 96 | View Replies]

To: Nakatu X

It wouldn't be "invisible to detection". All one would have to do is run a basic test pass on the system (such as running ballots through - using controlled numbers of ballots, etc...) in order to detect "anomalies"...

It wouldn't be too hard to come up with some controlled tests to determine the accuracy of any given electronic voting machine... Even without the source code.

In fact, most testers I know never have access to the source code, and have to find anomalies, deviations, bugs etc... just by running the compiled code.

DUers are morons.


99 posted on 12/06/2004 5:20:35 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks ('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 88 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

yes. eet ees so sad to see so many DU people so
delusional. they actually do not know the democrats
have been the voter fraud champs forever. kerry let
them down, and that is sad for them, but not for me.
for them, but not for me. for them, but not for me.
whee! zip a dee doo dah! i'm gonna be happy bush was
elected and kerry lost this election. whee! i'm tired
of being subdued. i was trying to be nice to du people
cruising over here on fr, but now i feel like celebrating.
yaaay! rah! zipadeedoodah! zipadeeaye! ok. that's it.
twinkie


100 posted on 12/06/2004 5:37:28 PM PST by Twinkie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 61-8081-100101-120121-139 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson