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DUmmie FUnnies 12-06-07 ("I'm about to have a votergate orgasm!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 6, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/06/2004 11:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Ohio certifies it electoral votes for Bush today and you would think that the DUmmies would be in the depths of Depression. But no! Take a look at this DUmmie THREAD where the DUmmies are haveing orgasms of delight over....just WHAT???? Nothing specific only some FEELING that vote fraud in Ohio will suddenly be proved and that states electoral votes and the election victory will be given to John Kerry. Let us now take an acid trip down Fantasy Lane with the DUmmies as they leap for joy even as their last hope is about to die out. As usual, the DUmmie Delusions are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, feeling as if he is sitting in an analyst's chair is in the [brackets]:

I'm about to have a votergate orgasm! Doesn't it seems like the stars are finally aligning and things are about to explode???

[Bev Harris must be tickling your V Spot.]

No matter what we find the courts will rule in favor of their new masters. Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen, but this government decided the outcome months ago and will not allow such matters to divert it.

[Our court system has this strange little idiosyncrasy. They demand that you present evidence, not fantasy.]

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

[Yeah but you need your orderly's approval to even leave your ward.]

We wouldn't have to call 'smirking chimp boy' President for the next four years, and everyone will know why.

[Good question. WHY???? WHY are the DUmmies suddenly have votergasms on the very day that Ohio's electoral votes are certified for Bush? Thus far in this thread I've seen not a shred of evidence of vote fraud presented. Or perhaps you merely visualized your own reality of vote fraud.]

This is going to be a battle of increments and attrition. At no time do I expect a single telling blow to be landed.

[What about the blow that landed on your head?]

Slowly, a damning pattern is emerging in the public eye.

[Yes. Mass delusional insanity amongst the DUmmies.]

I'm fluctuating between this being just a really low point in American history and this being the beginning of the end of our nation. Gonna go buy some more gin now.

[May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.]

We're starting to see a multitude of organizations trying to shut down the discussion. They are ramping it up to shut us down.

[Or, more likely, laugh you out of existence.]

There is a kind of "tipping point" that may make something happen fairly swiftly. If the entire Bushco regime begins to look just too too dirty entire networks will need to distance themselves in a real hurry - if only for classic market reasons.

[The tipping point of your rationality was already reached long, long ago...and in another galaxy.]

And slowly but slowly he and his personal band of "evil doers" will lose all trust of the people. It will be slow but it will be brutal. They have come so close to having it all, in fact they may still get away with it, but if they do not their downfall will be large and loud. The best part will be the total discrediting of each and every one of them and the fact that we can finally fix our system of election so that we can again really elect our leaders. I continue to have visions of orange jumpsuits, it is about the only thing that makes me smile these days.

[That smile will be wiped off your face once you see that the person wearing that jumpsuit is Bev Harris who will be frogwalked into jail for fraud.]

We are not out to sway the government. We are not out to try and convince them "oh pleaseeee, government, we know you did it, oh Pleasssssse admit you did something wrong and leave? Oh prettttty pleasseeeee government".... Not exactly what we are out to do I wouldn't think. No. We will not sway them, we will convict them. We will not ask them to leave, we will have authorities do it via handcuffs. We will not fail in our mission. We will not fail our democracy. So help us God.

[LOL! I nominate this post for entry into the Delusional Fantasy Wing of the DUFU Hall of Fame.]


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Comment #61 Removed by Moderator

To: jveritas
Any recount that is not completed by Dec/7th is not legtimate and has zero effect on the outcome of the Presidency

I was just reading your thread about this http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1295619/posts. It's really a good post, jveritas, and quite useful. I'm still studying the replies to try to get a handle on the issue. What I don't understand is this: if it's only an academic exercise, why is the Green Party paying for it and why did a Federal Judge agree to it. I'll keep checking your thread and see if I can figure it out.

62 posted on 12/06/2004 2:02:09 PM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: berkeleybeej

And the font changes on the last page too. Did this come from Dan Rather?


63 posted on 12/06/2004 2:04:26 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: randog; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...
WE ARE DUMMIES
Tune: "I Am Woman"

We are DUmmies, hear us roar
In numbers up to thirty-four
And we know too much to calm down and relax
'Cause we've been through this before
When we counted on Al Gore
No one's ever gonna make us deal with facts!

Oh, yes, we are dumb
But it's past dumb gone insane
Yes, we've paid for Bev
But look how much we gained
If we have to, we can prove anything
We are strange (strange)
We are unstoppable (unstoppable)
We are DUmmies!

Charlie Henrickson

64 posted on 12/06/2004 2:09:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Wag Tailoring the Doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can you have her talk to my wife?


65 posted on 12/06/2004 2:10:46 PM PST by PubliusEXMachina (Ashely's Story)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Good one!


66 posted on 12/06/2004 2:11:42 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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Yes, we can prove to the world and anybody in the USA who will listen that the election was rigged and stolen...

Other than Jesse "If The Condom Don't Fit Don't Wear It" Jackson saying so what "proof" have they been giving? Idiot liberals... They think that all they have to do is make the claim for it to be true.

67 posted on 12/06/2004 2:19:47 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Annie03

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #418.


68 posted on 12/06/2004 2:23:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: beckysueb

69 posted on 12/06/2004 2:25:24 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn't some stupid judge extend the time?


70 posted on 12/06/2004 2:27:04 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: jveritas; bootless
Thank you P-J Comix, and please write your DUFU book soon. I will be the first to buy it.

I already have more than enough text material for the book. All I need is a publishing company to publish and distribute it plus make arrangements with my cartoonists for the illustrations and comix stories. Someday there will be one HAPPY publisher and a whole bunch of publishers who wished they were in on the ground floor when they had the chance. As you can see from the many DUFU posts this book has already been market tested.

71 posted on 12/06/2004 2:31:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way.

72 posted on 12/06/2004 2:44:52 PM PST by prairiebreeze (It's my right to publically celebrate Christmas and state my faith in Christ. At least for now.....)
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To: Annie03; randog; PJ-Comix
I nominate this one for hall of fame runner up:

We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it. We will accomplish our goals anyway. Cause we are DU. We are unstoppable. We will plow through any obstacles in our way. We WILL NOT give up. We WILL NOT give in. We WILL NOT let them get away with this.

LOLOL

No offense, PJ, but this one had me laughing so hard I was in tears. I literally was pounding the desk in mirth! This HAS to be a classic. Imagine it sung to "I am woman, hear me roar."

The delusion is really funny when you consider their size vs. FR. They think 500 posts is a "big" thread. It took them months to raise 10K (it took us a day).

Rethink this, PJ -- I think this is the dictionary definition of "delusion."

73 posted on 12/06/2004 2:55:43 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We Don't need the governments approval. We don't NEED their allowance of it.

We don't need no steeeenkin' approval.

75 posted on 12/06/2004 3:01:46 PM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
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To: PJ-Comix
May I recommend Thunderbird, Vintage 2004. Either that or antifreeze will do.

ROTFLMAO...THAT's a classic!!!

76 posted on 12/06/2004 3:03:09 PM PST by evad (DUmmie FUnnies and Pookie Toons-the start of a nice day)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Mudboy Slim

Sorry -- I posted before I saw your MUD-esque lyrics!

Hey MUD -- something to augment your offerings


77 posted on 12/06/2004 3:05:22 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gonna go buy some more gin now.

I knew it! They are all unemployed alcoholics just sitting around waiting for that welfare check.

78 posted on 12/06/2004 3:16:55 PM PST by benice (http://www.andiesisle.com/Mary.html)
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To: benice; PJ-Comix
I knew it! They are all unemployed alcoholics just sitting around waiting for that welfare check.

Ya think????

Gin is the chosen booze of alcoholics. I have to assume that it is because it tastes so Gawd-awful. Why they go together, I dont know.

PJ is smarter with brandy. (it is brandy, right PJ?)

79 posted on 12/06/2004 3:21:47 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: freedumb2003
PJ is smarter with brandy. (it is brandy, right PJ?)

YUP! And that is exactly what I am sipping right now.

80 posted on 12/06/2004 3:26:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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