Posted on 11/05/2004 3:20:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix
In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies we can see that the DUmmies and their Democrat cohorts have learned NOTHING about winning future elections. Yes, DUmmie Zuni starts out on a semi-high note appealing for understanding (actually fooling) Midwestern conservatives so as to include them in the Democrat agenda and vote total. However, the DUmmies quickly reveal their true feelings underneath that mask of “understanding” that Zuni proposes. This THREAD is yet another good reason to read the DUmmie forum (and the Dummie FUnnies) avidly for the DUmmies quickly reveal what they REALLY think beneath the phony public mask such as the one proposed by Zuni. As usual, the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the sage commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
We must not hate ordinary god-fearing midwestern folk just because many of them voted for the wrong man. It is this writing off of them as unsophisticated rubes that allows the GOP to pick up their votes. These people might not be social liberals and might even trust Bush (he does try to act like one of them), but they have human blood and human concerns. If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can. The GOP doesn't help them. But the GOP doesn't look down on them because they have a more traditional attitude. In fact, they exploit it for their agenda.
[Thus spaketh a condescending Zuni as he asks his fellow Dummies to try to appeal to fool midwestern Red State conservatives so the Democrats can finally win some elections. It’s a cynical ploy but at least it does have a faint hint of practicality to it. Unfortunately, Zuni’s fellow DUmmies are so angry about the elections results that they are unable to even put on a fake mask. Observe…]
I'll hate anyone I goddamned please adn religious wack jobs, gun nuts and fascists are at the top of the list.
[You left out Nascar-lovin’, beer-guzzlin’, pickup truck-drivin’ rednecks. But I forgive your oversight.]
F*ck those shitheads. Pull your head out of your ass. These guys hate us. They HATE us. They want to drive us into the sea, and you want us to just give them a break?! F*ck that. And I'm from the Midwest. I know exactly what I'm talking about.
[Go Ahead and Hate your Neighbor,
Go Ahead and Hate your Friend,
Do it in the Name of Heaven,
You can Justify it in the End.]
i have three in my family, mother, father, and especially my brother. i KNOW how these f*ckers think. i love them, but they are now the enemy of democracy
[Is this what is known as a love/hate relationship?]
I live on the west coast. Most of us look at the world differently than land locked Americans do--I imagine many East Coasters do too. Perhaps that is due to the huge diversity of immigrants much earlier on in our history (at both coasts) than what the midwest is only now experiencing?
[Pathetic, knuckle-dragging, ignorant land-locked Americans lacking the huge diversity of immigrants available to us wonderful enlightened souls living on the coasts. But maybe we can fool those flyover country folks just enough to at least WIN one teeny weeny election.]
I dislike them to the extreme because they refuse to listen to reason. If they were truly "God fearing", they would have realized what an evil administration this is. That's about it. They deserve the "hell" that's about to come down upon us. I'm just sorry my kids have to suffer along with the losers.
[Why, oh why, can’t those land-locked fools simply listen to us enlightened people on the coasts? Maybe we should invite them to a few white wine and cheese parties so we can make them realize just how ignorant they are.]
Dude....I don't give a shit anymore. They are dumbass rubes and no amount of sugar coat can change that. I don't want their f*cking vote. I want them to get exactly what they asked for - because this country is headed for rock-bottom and nothing is going to change until we get there. When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it? I'm tired of worrying about the idiots in this country. Let them trash SS, let them have perpetual war, let them have their ridiculous false sense of security that Bush** can prevent another terrorist attack. F*ck them all.
[Whew! For a moment there I thought some of you would fall for Zunis’ proposal of even attempting to work with the ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting for Democrats. Thank you for disabusing me of that silly notion.]
Well, wasn't this yesterday's talking point?
[Yes, I did hear a lot of this yesterday. The premise was that the Democrats had to pretend to understand the concerns of ignorant Red Staters so as to fool them into voting correctly in the future. But please continue…]
We "insulted" the folks so they didn't vote? Screw that. Let me say this as plainly as I can:
[Stand by, folks. Antigone382 is about to let loose with a big blast of bile…]
ANYONE who voted for * is 1) a MORAN! 2) a greedy, bloodthirsty elitist ( just like Jeebus told them to be) and C) the enemy of this nation, her Constitution, and her people who wish to be truly free.
[Don’t stop now, Antigone382. You’re on a ROLL!!!]
If they don't like it, screw them. This is not GOP lite. This is the party of thinkers.
[A party of deep thinkers just like you, Antigone382. GIVE US MORE!]
* won because THEY CHEATED. and the f*cking retards in the midwest and South LET THEM DO IT !!!!!!!F*CK YOU SOUTH> F*CK YOU MIDWEST>
[I’m about to reach DUmmie CLIMAX!!!]
Most especially F*CK YOU GEoRGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[YES! YES! THAT FEELS GOOD! Was it also good for you, Antigone382? And do you have a cigarette?]
Praising the lord in churches apparently, and preaching against certain groups of people and seeking to reduce women to handmaids for Christ and their husbands. So we should be more like them because that is what it takes to win an election. Uh huh--I got it now.
[By George, she's got it!
Now, once again, where does it rain?
On the plain! On the plain!]
Sorry I can't be nice to them. Let them rot in their "nice" churches and praise the lord for all the deaths that are to occur and al the injustice that is being meted out in Iraq. Let them continue to praise the lord for death and destruction, for people who will suffer for lack of jobs and for lack of health care. Let them praise the lord for their continued "safety"--hell, there is nothing there that any terrorist would target after all. It is the commies on the coast that will be attacked and that of course, should it happen again, will\ be the lord's justice. I travel around a lot. At one time it was my goal to visit every state in my country to enjoy the people living in each state and meet them up close and personal. I will never spend another penny in any god fearing red state. I am ashamed of my fellow Americans using the lord to vote in a man who claims to be a god practically, while destroying my country. They are stupid, ignorant and prone to be blind followers of an evil man because god speaks to him and god put him in office.
[The Red States Motel Six chain sincerely regrets the loss of your patronage.]
I like the idea above of exacting tax justice on the red states. They are willing to gut every safety net, every step toward justice, equality, fairness, humanity for goddess sake, to keep same sex couples out of the same bed and enforce childbearing, then let them live in the world they choose. Let them starve when they are out of work. Let them sleep in the streets when their farms are forclosed. Maybe then they'll decide that economic justice is more important then who loves whom.
[I like the idea of sowing the Red State soil with salt so they will be unable to grow crops and will starve. Then spread radioactive waste on their lands so those states will be uninhabitable for the next 30,000 years. That will teach them to vote the wrong way in an election. YEAH!]
F*ck everyone who voted for Bush. I hope every calamity known to man hits them.
[Including having to listen to Bruce Springsteen albums for all eternity.]
Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality? TWO percent more republican votes than Democrat's votes recorded in ONE state isn't a referendum on values in America.
[We DEMAND that those ignorant rubes respect us and know that we are not condescending elitists!]
PING!
These cretins have CHILDREN!
Dear lord in heaven, those kids need to be rescued and FAST!
What comes out of the mouth is what's in the heart. I feel sorry for them (not really).
See the FAQs on the Canadian Immigration webpage and don't let the door hit you on the way out, Loser.
PJ:
I gotta admit I kinda lost it the other day with all the DU meltdowns, and here are those results:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1271102/posts?page=46#46
And one more thing...I'm a Raider fan and everyone hates us, so why don't they just go ahead and say it "I hate gun nuts, religious whack jobs, and Raider fans"? I just feel left out...someone hold me...
:-(
LOL!
Oh NO!!! The DU's have kids????? Great, well maybe their kids will be "true rebels" and rise up against their parents outdated politics.
Pretty sad when you think about the kind of kids these people must be raising. Hateful of everyone that disagrees with them and of everything that does not go their way. So much for the party of tolerance and diversity!
LOL! This is the second time I've seen a DUer spell "moron" as "Moran". It's especially funny to Virginians since Moran is the Dem who represents one of the northern Virginia districts.
No hope and thier all doooooomed ain't it grand!!!!
I say we keep laughing at them and killing their party off one piece at a time.
I can't wait till they figure out that us 'reds' surround them in their so called blue states.
STOP THE TAPE!!
Misunderstanding Conservatives #1: We don't want your help anymore than we want the Nanny State! One of the biggest points the libs totally miss is conservatives want to make decisions of their own lives, take responsibility for their own lives, and want the friggin' social elists out of their lives in every way! The so-called "separate of church and state," family issues, taxes, regulations, political correctness, etc., etc.
I kinda feel sorry for Canada but not that sorry ;^)
John Kerry 08? Are We going to quickly abandon Kerry, as we did Gore?
Is it possible that the Democratic Party could adopt a long-term strategy, stick to its leadership and more to true grassroots political renewal and electoral reform.
Why do we need a new flavor every 4 years?
LOL!!!! It really is impossible to make this stuff up!
LOLOL!!! Oh My! Oh! LOLOL!!! And they believe this. WHERE has logic gone?! I want same sex couples to keep their bedroom to themselves thank you very much! Enforce child bearing. You mean like, if they're stupid enough to have sex and get pregnant they'll actually have CONSEQUENCES? Perish the thought. Sex is supposed to be fun! A free toy! We'll have consequences?! And NOWHERE is fairness listed in the Constitution as a right. Fairness is an impossibility and if more Dem were adults, they'd know that.
'Nuff said.
" Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality?"
Perhaps it's because we refer to the definition described in the dictionary and the Bible.
If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can.
They just don't get it, do they?
They are dumbass rubes and no amount of sugar coat can change that. I don't want their f*cking vote. I want them to get exactly what they asked for - because this country is headed for rock-bottom and nothing is going to change until we get there. When people will vote for the worst president in history and give him a decisive victory, what am I supposed to do about it?
They really don't get it.
Let them rot in their "nice" churches and praise the lord for all the deaths that are to occur and al the injustice that is being meted out in Iraq. Let them continue to praise the lord for death and destruction, for people who will suffer for lack of jobs and for lack of health care. Let them praise the lord for their continued "safety"...
They really, really don't get it.
Why aren't we able to DEMAND that they respect our version of morality?
They really, really, REALLY don't get it.
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