STOP THE TAPE!!
Misunderstanding Conservatives #1: We don't want your help anymore than we want the Nanny State! One of the biggest points the libs totally miss is conservatives want to make decisions of their own lives, take responsibility for their own lives, and want the friggin' social elists out of their lives in every way! The so-called "separate of church and state," family issues, taxes, regulations, political correctness, etc., etc.
They just don't get it Ladysmith. It is not that we need them to explain things to us or come up with a new catchy way to explain things, it is that we have REJECTED their beliefs wholesale. That is a bitter pill to swallow, especially for the brats of many ages over there who have never been called on the floor for what they believe in or had to defend it before a REAL conservative. Let them keep thinking we are rubes and we'll keep laughing all the way to the White House, year after year after year after year.