Posted on 11/03/2004 5:18:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix
This morning the Dummies have presented us a WEALTH of material. No need to do much searching on the DUmmie site for comedy material. One merely needs to cast his net in any direction to catch a wealth of hilarious DUmmie angst. So where to start? Hmm… I think we shall lead off this special DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition with this comedic THREAD about where Kerry went wrong. Oh, and don’t expect DUmmie loyalty for the Ketchup Boy to last long. Their recriminations are only beginning to roll in. As usual, the DUmmie anguish is in Bolshevik Red while the wry commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
Biggest mistake the Kerry Campaign made…
[…was not getting Lurch a new face. Oh, and another, breezier, personality wouldn’t have hurt either.]
He should of comtinued to remind people that 9/11 happened under Bush's watch. Should of said how can we be protected by him when he already proved he couldn't protect us.
[Should have said how Karl Rove operated those 9/11 planes by radio control.]
But once again. The Dems were too scared to attack on the hard subjects like this. So here we are.
[So here we are again. Defeated losers with the evil Bush Regime ruling us for another 4 years. But other than that, have you had a good day?]
Not today.....no posts about Kerry mistakes TODAY can't you wait a while, amigo?
[Killjoy!]
All it was about was the gays. This election was clearly decided upon cultural wedge issues.
[I agree…And did anyone ever tell you that you have a nice tush?]
this election was decide by rove, Stop pretending this was legitimate
[Correct. And it was very stuffy in my voting booth with Rove in there with me deciding my vote.]
It was about Jesus and stem cell and abortion and the pledge of allegiance and on and on and on. This is turning into a theocracy.
[Our Karl Who Art in Heaven,
Rove be thy name.]
I agree. He should have said it in the debates. Should have said something like this: "I know you care about about national security, Mr. President, Afterall history is going to record that that 9-11 happened on your watch. And no President would want to have to deal with two such incidents but...."
[He should have said in the debates something like this: “Mr. President, you have a nice tush.”]
Kerry's biggest mistake was letting the Skank Boat Vets bitch slap him unchallenged through the month of August. Kerry's lead from the Democratic Convention evaporated and it was uphill from that point on.
[Thank you, Mary Beth Cahill! And your tickets to the Bush Inauguration party are in the mail.]
There were many other major mistakes like the "nice" convention, not going on the attack early, and even probably, in retrospect, picking Edwards, but there will be plenty of time for that once we officially lose. It's still unofficial for now.
[And picking a harridan for a wife probably wasn’t helpful either. Well time to relax for a while until we officially lose.]
Can it with the wimpering and smell the burning votes. Lower votes than expected from turnout seen on the ground. Exit poll variance ONLY in FL and OH.
[Strange smoke signals from Mt. Doom…Mysterious lights over Roswell…]
its the stupid holy rollers, stupid. stupid ppl outnumber us and most of them are religious. religion is evil and this election is proof. anyone that still believes in god(s) after this is a fool
[God is dead (unless Kerry can still win Ohio).]
we have no counterbalance to evangelicals. Republicans are piggybacking on these rapture freaks who think * is the second coming. They go to church to get brainwashed every week. Liberals have nothing to counter that, and it has been killing us.
[How about joining the Church of Shirley MacLaine? Wouldn’t that be a good counterbalance to the evangelicals?]
Here we go. It's let's stab John Kerry in the back time.
[A FUN and RELAXING game!!!]
PING!
"They've got God...and it's been killing us." [staring at the monitor, mouth agape]
Please take a trip across the Irish Sea and thank the editors of The Guardian for encouraging their readers to tell the voters of Ohio to vote for Kerry. The backlash in the Buckeye State against that counterproductive project put Ohio in the Bush camp for sure.
Some CREATIVE preacher should put that statement on the Church announcement sign out front and do a sermon on that topic.
Until they manage to crack their concrete skull and see life in reality instead of magical thinking, they're doomed, doomed to be jello brains.
~its the stupid holy rollers, stupid. stupid ppl outnumber us and most of them are religious. religion is evil and this election is proof. anyone that still believes in god(s) after this is a fool ~
Well, that makes sense! It's the ones who *believe* in God who won the election, so shouldn't that make you believe in God more????
Boy they are a riot. They, like the liberal elite in the east, once again underestimate and stereotype most of America. If only they knew some of our real backgrounds. shaking head--DUmmies!
sheesh!
They better not move to Aussie. Almost like a small US over there. They'd be disappointed.
God they are eating each other.
Add in parents who have indulged their every little wish and whim and you have the foot stomping liberal.
Please put me on this ping list. It's hilarious!
You and I know that, but they're not thinking too clearly right now.
BTW - How did it go with your transaction of the Brooklyn Bridge to the Nigerians?
My sincere applause for your trolling the sewer and going where few of us dare.
The DUer's truly blow my mind sometimes.
Oh, yes. Australopithecus liberalis brontopodes -- very volatile, need to be careful around specimens of these in the wild.
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