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If 100,000 Martians came to Earth..

Posted on 10/15/2004 2:40:08 PM PDT by kipita

and stated eating various people around the planet, how would the three most influential Governmental entities react.

United Nations The first priority is to evaluate the impact of the “Martian eating people” and determine if countries are REALLY affected by these Martians, because we don’t know them very well and don’t want to establish bad relations. This process will take time, funding, and committees to come to a global consensus on this very important issue. The second priority is to understand the complexity of their desire, do they eat people because of “Martian Politics” or due to their hatred of Earthlings. Again, rather than make a mistake, it’s better to study this more important issue to understand it and come to a global consensus. The third phase would be to send a diplomatic committee to Mars, comprised of the world’s governments, to try to establish relations and a better understanding of these new Earthlings. This requires a substantial worldwide investment, but be assured it is the most effective method. Next, we need to meet for a few years to understand all of the information gathered and to determine what course of action needs to be taken. This again takes funding, but due to the importance and urgency of this issue, it’s worth it.

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1 posted on 10/15/2004 2:40:09 PM PDT by kipita
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To: kipita
If 100,000 Martians came to Earth...

...it would be a nuisance.

2 posted on 10/15/2004 2:42:13 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: kipita

Nah, the first move would be a discreet inquiry as to how well-connected UN diplomats can make small investments in businesses with contracts from the Food-for-Peace program run by a new UN directorate.


3 posted on 10/15/2004 2:46:36 PM PDT by maro (T)
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To: kipita

If 100,000 Martians came to Earth, the dimwits would get them registered to vote.


4 posted on 10/15/2004 2:58:46 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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To: Yardstick

Damn....more illegal aliens...


5 posted on 10/15/2004 10:56:04 PM PDT by Duaine (Peace is our profession....)
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To: kipita

opps.... “Martians eating people” - as a UN program.


6 posted on 10/16/2004 1:47:36 AM PDT by kipita
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Ah.. tough one to respond to without showing bias. Depends on what homo sapien variant they prefer and digest better. Say if like the easy to catch sand country variant with distinctive headgear then negotiations may be lengthy. However if they like UN hating urban and rural dwellers from nice houses and areas then they will likely get vaporized prior to any negotiation attempt. All is jest of course on less than half a pot of coffee. mc
7 posted on 10/16/2004 8:02:46 AM PDT by mcshot (Not thinking good so not thinking often.)
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