I NEED YOUR BAD JOKES!

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[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Hey All,

I need all the bad jokes you can think of . . . I am being forced to do 5 minutes or so standup on the radio show I work on. (She says she doesn't want me to do it anymore, but I have a feeling she'll spring it on me again.)I want to bomb badly. It's an Andy Kaufman thing.

Thanks,

BG & R 99

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All the sudden this Buddist Monk disguised as a bush . . .

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.

(I stole this from The Dark Backward movie. Even I couldn't come up with a joke this bad.

[Conservative til I die]

Here's one: Bill Clinton.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All the sudden this Buddist Monk disguised as a bush and steals the leg of lamb. . .

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.

oops!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

one liners don't count.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You wouldn't believe how flat chested my girlfriend is. I told her the other night, "Honey, you've got the smallest breasts I've ever seen"

She said, "Get off my back"

[Bad~Rodeo]

LOL~ and Janet Reno...

[gcruse]

What do you call an Afghan with a dog?
A vegetarian.
What do you call an Afghan with two dogs?
A rancher.

[Conservative til I die]

How about a variation from the film Caddyshack, representing the WASP viewpoint:
Judge Smails: Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop Pickering: (laughs out loud) Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

[gcruse]

LOL

[Timesink]

So this seal walks into a club.

[hole_n_one]

I NEED YOUR BAD JOKES!

Hey, Pardek!....this should be right up your alley!

[gcruse]

The parking situation in San Francisco is horrific, but I finally solved it. I went out and bought a parked car.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Whats the first thing on a bugs mind when it hits the windsheild ?

Its ass!

[Rocko]

A termite walks into a saloon and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Bad~Rodeo]

and you wonder why you're in PA...oy vey...LOL~

[A CA Guy]

Here's another: Libertarians!

[eddie willers]

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says...."What is this...a joke?"

[gcruse]

A woman walks into a bar carring a duck under her arm.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?"
The woman says, "This isn't a pig, it's a duck."
The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

[yankeedame]

I don't know if this is a really bad joke, but I know its a really stupid one:

Where do bees go to the potty? At the BP station. (Get it? BP. Bee pee. Tinkle, tinkle?)

[cmsgop]

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