It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.
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I look around and don't see anyone. Again, I hear, "Ribbit 9 Iron." I look at the frog and decide to prove the frog wrong, put the club away, and grab a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I’m shocked. I say to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." I decide to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think frog?," "Ribbit 3 wood." I takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one!
By the end of the day, I’ve played the best game of golf in my life and ask the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog replies,"Ribbit Las Vegas." We go to Las Vegas and the frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." "Ribbit $3000, black 6." What the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I take my winnings and get the best room in the hotel.
I sit the frog down and ask, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
I figure why not, after all the frog did for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year old girl.
And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my hotel room, so help me, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.
Little suzie got up and told how her dad was a doctor and he saved lives.
Little tommie got up and told how proud he was of his dad, a firefighter, and how he saved lives.
Finally she got to little johnnie, he stood up and proclaimed that his dad dressed up like a woman and danced in a gay bar at the outskirts of town. The teacher sturnly told johnny to shut up and sit down.
After class when everyone was leaving she pulled johnny to the side and asked him why he had lied. She knew johnny's dad and he was NOT a gay bar dancer....
Little johnny looked sorry but truthfully exclaimed that he was ashamed to tell the other kids that his dad was an Alabama football coach.
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