Little suzie got up and told how her dad was a doctor and he saved lives.
Little tommie got up and told how proud he was of his dad, a firefighter, and how he saved lives.
Finally she got to little johnnie, he stood up and proclaimed that his dad dressed up like a woman and danced in a gay bar at the outskirts of town. The teacher sturnly told johnny to shut up and sit down.
After class when everyone was leaving she pulled johnny to the side and asked him why he had lied. She knew johnny's dad and he was NOT a gay bar dancer....
Little johnny looked sorry but truthfully exclaimed that he was ashamed to tell the other kids that his dad was an Alabama football coach.
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