Drunk man's penis freezes to icy pavement during bar fight arrest

Daily Mail ^

[algore]

A drunk man's penis froze to the ground outside a bar in Canada while he was being restrained for fighting during a night out - but he hasn't lost his sense of humor.

Blake McPhee reportedly got drunk and started arguing with other bar-goers at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta on January 12.

As the dispute spilled out onto the street - and into in sub-zero temperatures - things got physical and security guards attempted to restrain him.

As he struggled against security, his pants fell down, causing him to become fully exposed to the elements.

That's when his manhood got stuck to the icy pavement.

McPhee was seen on video fighting with numerous security guards while they waited for police to arrive.

An eyewitness told TMZ that the rowdy bar-goer kicked a security guard in the groin just before he was pinned to the ground, where he was held for 20 minutes.

To remove him from the ice, they forced him up and left some skin behind in the process, the outlet reported.

McPhee, seemingly not too bothered about the publicity, took to Facebook to address his newfound fame.

'Man, I don't know how I get myself in these f***** up situations...' he wrote. 'Guess that's what I get for being a drunk lunatic at a bar.'

[GreenHornet]

Still, McPhee kept a sense of humor about the ordeal. 'Gone are the days a feller can get his wiener frozen f*** solid to the ground without it going viral,' he said.

Now there's a quote I never expected to read.

[Farmerbob]

...fighting during a night out...

Must have been a cockfight...

[Dr. Sivana]

Grande Prairie is a “couple hours south” of Ft.McMurray !?

Yup, and about six hours west, too. I would trying to make clear that I was in northern Alberta, and not balmy Calgary. Actually, I hadn't realized it was so far east. After Grande Prairie, there's Peace River, Ft. McMurray, or the highway to Alaska. I had no reason to venture any farther than I already had.

[dayglored]

We need a Mangled Genitals ping stat!!

[Magnum44]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

My hardships made me the man I am today. 🤡

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Jamestown1630]

Well, quit while you’re ahead.

[HandyDandy]

Awesome! A Ren and Stimpy reference!

”Old man Winter was aknockin on the door. And Old man Lady Luck had juuuuust about run out ……..”

[SunkenCiv]

Never get naked during a bar fight, that’s my motto. :^)

[DownInFlames]

Little Willie won’t go!

[FLT-bird]

I have one thing to say.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Duke]

I_HATE_IT_WHEN_THAT_HAPPENS_PING!

[Paul R.]

Dude’s name is almost really ironic...

[clearcarbon]

"Drunk man's penis freezes to icy pavement during bar fight arrest"

Don't go unprotected.

[Lurker]

“Stupid is supposed to hurt.” Lurker’s grandfather.

L

[Bikkuri]

He wasn’t getting drunk from a fresh ZOT from here, was he?

[Bikkuri]

Talk about “pissing ice”!

[healy61]

At 6 my cousin’s tongue froze to a pop sickle. I didn’t believe him, and got froze to the other side. The block walk home took some serious cooperation.

[pa_dweller]

As the dispute (among other things) spilled out onto the street...