Posted on 01/31/2025 6:24:47 PM PST by algore
A drunk man's penis froze to the ground outside a bar in Canada while he was being restrained for fighting during a night out - but he hasn't lost his sense of humor.
Blake McPhee reportedly got drunk and started arguing with other bar-goers at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta on January 12.
As the dispute spilled out onto the street - and into in sub-zero temperatures - things got physical and security guards attempted to restrain him.
As he struggled against security, his pants fell down, causing him to become fully exposed to the elements.
That's when his manhood got stuck to the icy pavement.
McPhee was seen on video fighting with numerous security guards while they waited for police to arrive.
An eyewitness told TMZ that the rowdy bar-goer kicked a security guard in the groin just before he was pinned to the ground, where he was held for 20 minutes.
To remove him from the ice, they forced him up and left some skin behind in the process, the outlet reported.
McPhee, seemingly not too bothered about the publicity, took to Facebook to address his newfound fame.
'Man, I don't know how I get myself in these f***** up situations...' he wrote. 'Guess that's what I get for being a drunk lunatic at a bar.'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
In the South it is the electric fences that are the subject of penis related stories.
Warm urine would be te best way to unfreeze the situation.
Hopefully his buddies peed on his frozen penis.
You were ‘triple double dog dared’?
Yeah, don’t piss on that. it is like grabbing some exposed electrical wires with wet hands, don’t ask me how I know
I did it all on my own.
At least he had skin in the game !!!
Well, that’s *really* stupid! It’s one thing to accept a challenge, but...
Did you at least have an audience?
Florida man visits Canada?
”I was in the ice hockey rink!”
I never did it again, so I guess you could say I learned something.
Just like the time a stuck a house key in the wall socket.
Well, at least your young life was somewhat productive - and you survived it.
Relates to a old joke set in Alaska; guy meets his only neighbor on the next mountain range with a invite to a Christmas party where there will be drinkin’, fightin’ and sex.
This is why I always make sure my belt is tightly cinched and pants fully zipped before I get into a drunken brawl in sub-zero temperatures. One can’t be too careful.
I’m just here to look for “triple dog dare”.
Grande Prairie is a “couple hours south” of Ft.McMurray !?
Found it. Post No. 25.
He got cold cocked!!
“I didn’t get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I’d been drinkin’”
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